Jay 🥪
@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social
Lvl. 32 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️🌈
(semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄!
CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
(semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄!
CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
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Most disappointing album this year goes to Mariah Carey. Stick to Christmas, Mother.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Most disappointing album this year goes to Mariah Carey. Stick to Christmas, Mother.
I blame Barney for making me believe if I love u then u love me... fat purple cvnt 😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I blame Barney for making me believe if I love u then u love me... fat purple cvnt 😭
A thread of my favorite music projects released by the pop girlies in 2025 (1/6):
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A thread of my favorite music projects released by the pop girlies in 2025 (1/6):
“ALL I WANTED WAS YOOOUUAAAH-!”
-Paramore, “All I Wanted”
-Paramore, “All I Wanted”
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“ALL I WANTED WAS YOOOUUAAAH-!”
-Paramore, “All I Wanted”
-Paramore, “All I Wanted”
Sushi for dinner tonight?? Fuck yesss!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sushi for dinner tonight?? Fuck yesss!
“Kairi is inside…. ME???”
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Kairi is inside…. ME???”
I don’t chase…. I attract. ☝️🤓
(Usually red flags & bad ideas)
(Usually red flags & bad ideas)
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t chase…. I attract. ☝️🤓
(Usually red flags & bad ideas)
(Usually red flags & bad ideas)
Oh I just loooove when the tea is piping hot served with a side dish of karma
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Oh I just loooove when the tea is piping hot served with a side dish of karma
Black Friday? Yes, I love the song,
“Rebecca Black - Friday”
“Rebecca Black - Friday”
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Black Friday? Yes, I love the song,
“Rebecca Black - Friday”
“Rebecca Black - Friday”
Me leaving with two full containers of leftovers because I had to go to work before my family even sat down to eat:
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me leaving with two full containers of leftovers because I had to go to work before my family even sat down to eat:
Happy Thanksgiving Bloomfies!
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Bloomfies!
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
Bluesky is a competition between the saddest, the funniest, and the sluttiest
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Bluesky is a competition between the saddest, the funniest, and the sluttiest
Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay both are literally so fucking hot at any age
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay both are literally so fucking hot at any age
Can’t wait to OD on Mac & Cheese!
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Can’t wait to OD on Mac & Cheese!
I need an emotional support creampie
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I need an emotional support creampie
Lost a few more pounds and I’m finally down to 190 🥹🥹🥹
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Lost a few more pounds and I’m finally down to 190 🥹🥹🥹
Oh I didn’t know that SpongeBob/Ariana’s man was out here like this… 👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh I didn’t know that SpongeBob/Ariana’s man was out here like this… 👀
I think I’m just the perfect blend of hot af & crazy ass psycho bitch 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think I’m just the perfect blend of hot af & crazy ass psycho bitch 🥰
“CLEAN YOUR MIRROR” -you guys
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“CLEAN YOUR MIRROR” -you guys
Ahhh he’s coming over tonight!! 😍
Meanwhile, Daddy with the same first name as me in back in my texts, he didn’t ghost me, he’s just busy, especially as it’s holiday season. 😅
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ahhh he’s coming over tonight!! 😍
Meanwhile, Daddy with the same first name as me in back in my texts, he didn’t ghost me, he’s just busy, especially as it’s holiday season. 😅
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Meanwhile, Daddy with the same first name as me in back in my texts, he didn’t ghost me, he’s just busy, especially as it’s holiday season. 😅
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
My bitch ass needs to STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY 😩😩😩😩
Twink update: He and I are now officially in the friendzone & JUST roommates, nothing more. There was a bit of romance fling drama and a lot of miscommunication to get to this point… But I think we’re finally getting to a chill place, and I can stop letting jealousy take hold of me. It got bad.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Twink update: He and I are now officially in the friendzone & JUST roommates, nothing more. There was a bit of romance fling drama and a lot of miscommunication to get to this point… But I think we’re finally getting to a chill place, and I can stop letting jealousy take hold of me. It got bad.
Circle all the pop girlies that you like! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Circle all the pop girlies that you like! ✨
My love language is updating.
If you don’t tell me how your day went, then what’s even the point?
If you don’t tell me how your day went, then what’s even the point?
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My love language is updating.
If you don’t tell me how your day went, then what’s even the point?
If you don’t tell me how your day went, then what’s even the point?