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ESRB Rating TEEN: Crude Humor, Mild Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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New PB!
Speedrun breaking opponent's will ANY% 00:14:57
Speedrun breaking opponent's will ANY% 00:14:57
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New PB!
Speedrun breaking opponent's will ANY% 00:14:57
Speedrun breaking opponent's will ANY% 00:14:57
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His first name is actually "Armor"
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
His first name is actually "Armor"
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November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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🥳 #design commissions are OPEN!!! 🥳
branding, iconography, graphic, and minor illustration work for music / games / ttrpg / personal work - let's make something cool and weird together!!!
DM or email for a quote (link in bio), RTs appreciated! further examples of work in thread below
branding, iconography, graphic, and minor illustration work for music / games / ttrpg / personal work - let's make something cool and weird together!!!
DM or email for a quote (link in bio), RTs appreciated! further examples of work in thread below
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🥳 #design commissions are OPEN!!! 🥳
branding, iconography, graphic, and minor illustration work for music / games / ttrpg / personal work - let's make something cool and weird together!!!
DM or email for a quote (link in bio), RTs appreciated! further examples of work in thread below
branding, iconography, graphic, and minor illustration work for music / games / ttrpg / personal work - let's make something cool and weird together!!!
DM or email for a quote (link in bio), RTs appreciated! further examples of work in thread below
Just watched Nope, and Get Out, anyone want to guess what's on the dockett for tonight?
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November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just watched Nope, and Get Out, anyone want to guess what's on the dockett for tonight?
✂️🐇👫👬👭🧑🤝🧑
✂️🐇👫👬👭🧑🤝🧑
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And hitting the free feed is our last episode on the CN REAL Experiment, so no #cartoon to be found here.
Just Wyatt and Morgan and our friend Isaac talking about destroy build destroy. Spoiler MORGAN HATES EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODE
Just Wyatt and Morgan and our friend Isaac talking about destroy build destroy. Spoiler MORGAN HATES EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODE
Cartoon Buffoons 74 - More CN Real w/ Issac Austin
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November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And hitting the free feed is our last episode on the CN REAL Experiment, so no #cartoon to be found here.
Just Wyatt and Morgan and our friend Isaac talking about destroy build destroy. Spoiler MORGAN HATES EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODE
Just Wyatt and Morgan and our friend Isaac talking about destroy build destroy. Spoiler MORGAN HATES EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODE
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ITS FRIDAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. Time for a new buffoons, this time we over classic #cartoon movie THE IRON GIANT. Surprising no one both me and Wyatt get a little emotional about it!
Check it out below early on patreon!
Check it out below early on patreon!
EARLY RELEASE! Cartoon Buffoons 75 - The Iron Giant | It's Only Magic!
Get more from It's Only Magic! on Patreon
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November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ITS FRIDAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. Time for a new buffoons, this time we over classic #cartoon movie THE IRON GIANT. Surprising no one both me and Wyatt get a little emotional about it!
Check it out below early on patreon!
Check it out below early on patreon!
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I'll do it. To procure the funds for the benefit of the town in accordance with the terms of the will, I'll spend the night in the haunted house. It's only right; after all, he was my eccentric uncle.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'll do it. To procure the funds for the benefit of the town in accordance with the terms of the will, I'll spend the night in the haunted house. It's only right; after all, he was my eccentric uncle.
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Ric Flair's aggressive capitalisation makes this even funnier.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ric Flair's aggressive capitalisation makes this even funnier.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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Hype Beast Mortos
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hype Beast Mortos
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We always put out the call, sometimes I additionally go “no seriously, we could really use more questions.” This is me doing that 💜 Email, dm me, reply to this, whatever works
Good morning! We pushed our recording date for Novel Not New back to this Saturday, which means you have one more day to send us your Deus Ex questions! [email protected]
This Friday, we're recording the latest Novel Not New on Deus Ex, and we'd love to include your thoughts in our conversation! Please send in questions to [email protected]. www.patreon.com/posts/novel-...
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We always put out the call, sometimes I additionally go “no seriously, we could really use more questions.” This is me doing that 💜 Email, dm me, reply to this, whatever works
Guy with arachnophobia in Marvel's NYC: i gotta get out of this city
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Guy with arachnophobia in Marvel's NYC: i gotta get out of this city
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My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
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Sinners (2025) preorder items + pokemon + interview with the vampire + more pokemon + witchy keychains! the preorders will all be shipping out pretty quickly, like in the next 2 weeks or so, so they will ideally get to you before gift giving holidays! (2/3)
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November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sinners (2025) preorder items + pokemon + interview with the vampire + more pokemon + witchy keychains! the preorders will all be shipping out pretty quickly, like in the next 2 weeks or so, so they will ideally get to you before gift giving holidays! (2/3)
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whew finally got my update catalog finished even though its kind of janky but yeah 😮💨 and just a reminder that everything is 30% off right now with free US shipping over $40 and this is including preorders!!! (1/3)
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November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
whew finally got my update catalog finished even though its kind of janky but yeah 😮💨 and just a reminder that everything is 30% off right now with free US shipping over $40 and this is including preorders!!! (1/3)
shopglitchbat.com/collections/...
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HELLLLLLLLL YEAH
Penda's Fen rules
Penda's Fen rules
This week's SBG bonus episode is on PENDA'S FEN, a striking BBC teleplay from 1974 wherein an incredibly uptight young man through a series of increasingly anomalous encounters learns to interrogate British identity, personal history, sexuality, religion, and more: www.patreon.com/posts/shelve...
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
HELLLLLLLLL YEAH
Penda's Fen rules
Penda's Fen rules
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Happy Gamera day everyone, have an old drawing I did of Gamer-a
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy Gamera day everyone, have an old drawing I did of Gamer-a
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It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
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Got both of my situational stage dependent combos off in this set
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Got both of my situational stage dependent combos off in this set