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Brandon Masters
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I dabble in writing. I work with You Don’t Read Comics. I am also a loving single father of one chaotic young boy doing his best to get by. Him/he/his
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Love to spend $181 on groceries that cost $120 a couple years ago that used to cost $75 a couple years before that luckily my income has increased by an equHAHAHAHAHA
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They’re like the O’Brien who didn’t luck into a posting on DS9.

Which, considering Jae survived multiple Borg assaults and half the ship being assimilated, is really a credit to them. I hope she got the position they wanted!
You consider yourself a Star Trek fan but you had no idea that Lt. Jae is in 63 eps of TNG and three of the movies, did you
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Yup, and keep your money out of our politics also.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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ok, now my work lappy is properly configured.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Nick & Nora / Gomez & Morticia are absolute proof that what the audiences hunger for are two married people who flirt shamelessly and relentlessly and I don’t know how come Hollywood can’t just give us that again
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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[Halo3] #184 Tsavo Highway(85)
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I regret to inform you that once again all she wants for Christmas is you.

Run.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Benoît Blanc!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A redraw of Rogue’s ending in #X-Men vs. #StreetFighter by Captain_Ishi. #CAPCOM #Marvel
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Kamen Rider Ryuki: The Complete Series (Blu-ray) is $20.99 on Amazon buff.ly/4BgJxYu

Movies & TV sale buff.ly/HWLbUrm #ad
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I contain multitudes

Oh

Oh shit

My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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"AI isn't good enough to do your job. But it is good enough to convince your boss that it can do your job."
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM