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Brandon Masters
@mastersthepen.bsky.social
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I dabble in writing. I work with You Don’t Read Comics. I am also a loving single father of one chaotic young boy doing his best to get by. Him/he/his
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bclev.bsky.social
Love to spend $181 on groceries that cost $120 a couple years ago that used to cost $75 a couple years before that luckily my income has increased by an equHAHAHAHAHA
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
mastersthepen.bsky.social
They’re like the O’Brien who didn’t luck into a posting on DS9.

Which, considering Jae survived multiple Borg assaults and half the ship being assimilated, is really a credit to them. I hope she got the position they wanted!
jonrosenberg.bsky.social jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d
You consider yourself a Star Trek fan but you had no idea that Lt. Jae is in 63 eps of TNG and three of the movies, did you
Lt. Jae at Ops Lt Jae in Ten Forward Lt Jae checking out the transporter room on her way to get snacks Lt Jae getting Riker's back
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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boneyardz.bsky.social
Yup, and keep your money out of our politics also.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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radiodeadair.com
If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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pileofgarbage.net
ok, now my work lappy is properly configured.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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redcomets.net
= HARO™ REPORT = [DATE REDACTED] UC 0087 New individual added to personal database. Scan Complete. Identity: Claims to be "Quattro Bajeena", is clearly Char Aznable, ace pilot of the Principality of Zeon during the One Year War. Physical Status: Appears to be fit and in a good condition. Low resting heart rate suggests frequent exercise or physical activity. Mental Status: Unclear. Individual seems competant but distracted, and would not be described as genki. Additional information required. = END REPORT =
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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msemilyedwards.bsky.social
Nick & Nora / Gomez & Morticia are absolute proof that what the audiences hunger for are two married people who flirt shamelessly and relentlessly and I don’t know how come Hollywood can’t just give us that again
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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kanokoga.bsky.social
[Halo3] #184 Tsavo Highway(85)
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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radiodeadair.com
I regret to inform you that once again all she wants for Christmas is you.

Run.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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fakemuppetguests.bsky.social
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Benoît Blanc!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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capcomgoldenyears.bsky.social
A redraw of Rogue’s ending in #X-Men vs. #StreetFighter by Captain_Ishi. #CAPCOM #Marvel
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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edcooknj.bsky.social
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
Danny Seagren, ‘Electric Company’ Star and the First Live-Action Spider-Man, Dies at 81
Jim Henson trained him to be a puppeteer, and he also worked on ‘Sesame Street’ and appeared as Big Bird on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show.’
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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thomasnoppers.com
Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
Ninja Turtle Base drawing. The ninja turtles are shown in an isometric dungeon view. It’s their home base and they are all chilling in their own way.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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theonion.com
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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DS9 "Starship Down"; Quark makes a pleading motion when speaking to Hanok, the Karemma trade minister (James Cromwell) with caption: Where's the greed?
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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estarland.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Kamen Rider Ryuki: The Complete Series (Blu-ray) is $20.99 on Amazon buff.ly/4BgJxYu

Movies & TV sale buff.ly/HWLbUrm #ad
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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charliejane.bsky.social
I contain multitudes

Oh

Oh shit

My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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itsdanthomas.bsky.social
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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dpbsmith.bsky.social
"AI isn't good enough to do your job. But it is good enough to convince your boss that it can do your job."
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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onslies.bsky.social
Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. The pair is lying on the floor reading newspapers. With his little face in his hands, elbows on the floor, Calvin observes 'These are interesting times.' He then gets up and wide-armed declares 'we don't trust the government, we don't trust the legal system, we don't trust the media, and we don't trust each other! we've undermined all authority and with it, the basis for replacing it!'. 'Intersting is a mild way of putting it,' Hobbes mumbles, mouth an inch from the floor and face mostly hidden in his crossed arms. A more delighted Calvin adds 'it's like a six-year-old's dream come true!'
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
a still from E.T. (1982) where the titular character isn't feeling so well and has a dusty gray composure
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM