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Three possums in a trenchcoat. Deep Time Enthusiast. Acquirer of anoles, gatherer of geckos, securer of skinks.
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it's also just a wild accent to hear people get angry in. weirder than hearing a swiss german have a meltdown. just all these little flutes and honks on top of the rage
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Any left-liberal who can look at Jamelle Bouie and conclude “Yeah that guy is the problem” is in fact the problem.
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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“Let me tell you something - I’m from Prince William County, and I say: draft Jamelle Bouie to primary Mark Warner!”
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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this one has some good meme potential
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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How many citizens were killed by police in each country between 2010-2019:

Canada: 305
France: 233
Germany: 100
Australia: 53
United Kingdom: 22

United States: 15,008
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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we gotta start throwin fuckers off the tarpeian rock
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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One of the best things that happened to me in 2025 was that we got a permit to visit The Wave in Arizona. Here are some photos from last Friday; needless to say, photos do not do justice to this place
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Having been near the top of a large media corp., here's what I can tell you about the Disney decision re: OpenAI

-The execs have no idea what it means
-They have no idea how the tech "works"
-This decision is almost certainly due to direct, short-term gain for each person that approved it
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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December 11th, 2008

Over 6 inches of snow fell in southern Mississippi and southeast Louisiana. Most of the snow was confined to the northern portions of the area, but even New Orleans saw an inch of snow that day.
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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BREAKING: Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program, Considering New Small Surface Combatants — USNI News
news.usni.org/2025/11/25/n...
Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program - USNI News
The Navy is walking away from the Constellation-class frigate program to focus on new classes of warships the service can build faster, Secretary of the Navy John Phelan announced Tuesday on social me...
news.usni.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Possum Sticker. If you know anyone who has bullied this possum, please inform the rest of us so we can grab our pitchforks. I am typically against internet mob justice, but this is the one exception. He's just a little guy.
collabs.shop/fh7qks
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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That's not ideal
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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jbroxic.com
Pen & ink; all based on cats I have rescued.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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The homoeroticism of the MAGA movement is underdiscussed relative to its importance, but I also desperately don’t want to think about it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The Florentine Diamond Resurfaces After 100 Years in Hiding
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM