Captain Pooky
@captainpooky.bsky.social
Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her
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Captain Pooky
@captainpooky.bsky.social
· Jun 15
I swear at some point I will do a thread of how awesome the Lego botanical sets are, but in the meantime, a new bouquet arrived in the mail. Here is a photo of the previous bouquet.
Things may still suck so here's a thread of Lego Botanicals I have put together over the past year.
He literally trapped women in offices and masterbated in front of them. That's the story, and it's the only story you should tell about this man.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He literally trapped women in offices and masterbated in front of them. That's the story, and it's the only story you should tell about this man.
I'm carrying on the tradition of eating leftover pie. I didn't have any good whiskey in the house at the time, but I did have lots of pie.
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm carrying on the tradition of eating leftover pie. I didn't have any good whiskey in the house at the time, but I did have lots of pie.
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I had a beer, a slice of pumpkin pie, and now I am going to have a slice of apple pie.
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I had a beer, a slice of pumpkin pie, and now I am going to have a slice of apple pie.
Spouse: it looks like
Me: PENIS!!!
Spouse: I was going to add Googly eyes, but do I have to add balls and really make it a snow penis?
Me *incoherent giggling*
Spouse: Oh no, you pictured it too...
Me: PENIS!!!
Spouse: I was going to add Googly eyes, but do I have to add balls and really make it a snow penis?
Me *incoherent giggling*
Spouse: Oh no, you pictured it too...
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Spouse: it looks like
Me: PENIS!!!
Spouse: I was going to add Googly eyes, but do I have to add balls and really make it a snow penis?
Me *incoherent giggling*
Spouse: Oh no, you pictured it too...
Me: PENIS!!!
Spouse: I was going to add Googly eyes, but do I have to add balls and really make it a snow penis?
Me *incoherent giggling*
Spouse: Oh no, you pictured it too...
Me peeling garlic: Ha ha, this sucks!!!
Me mincing garlic: Fuck yeah this rules!!!
Me mincing garlic: Fuck yeah this rules!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me peeling garlic: Ha ha, this sucks!!!
Me mincing garlic: Fuck yeah this rules!!!
Me mincing garlic: Fuck yeah this rules!!!
So we've lived in this house since 2014 and every winter we get so much snow that there is always a large mountain of it at one end of the shared driveway with our neighbor and it seems to be coming earlier and earlier each year. Spouse for scale, he's 5'6"
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So we've lived in this house since 2014 and every winter we get so much snow that there is always a large mountain of it at one end of the shared driveway with our neighbor and it seems to be coming earlier and earlier each year. Spouse for scale, he's 5'6"
A friend shared this house of horrors with me. So let's go on a journey together and see what monsters we can find.
16333 SW Timberland Dr, Beaverton, OR 97007 | Zillow
This 6372 square feet Single Family home has 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms. It is located at 16333 SW Timberland Dr, Beaverton, OR.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A friend shared this house of horrors with me. So let's go on a journey together and see what monsters we can find.
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
happy kissinger death day (observed), i’m having pie for breakfast.
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: They called me a madman. They said I was insane. But I'll show them all.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: They called me a madman. They said I was insane. But I'll show them all.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
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It’s an octopus’ garden in the CCC (Nevermind the parrotfish… or the scorpionfish) 🪸🐙🪸🐟🪸 #octopus #cephalopodsofcoralcity #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #redbandparrotfish #photobomb #chromatophores #colorchange #grunt #tomtate #gruntling #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s an octopus’ garden in the CCC (Nevermind the parrotfish… or the scorpionfish) 🪸🐙🪸🐟🪸 #octopus #cephalopodsofcoralcity #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #redbandparrotfish #photobomb #chromatophores #colorchange #grunt #tomtate #gruntling #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
We should convince the alpha males that you're not a true alpha male until you've defied Poseiden while out at sea on a journey home.
I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We should convince the alpha males that you're not a true alpha male until you've defied Poseiden while out at sea on a journey home.
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Before replying, always ask yourself
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Before replying, always ask yourself
Maybe this will be the year the city finally learns how to plow snow....
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Maybe this will be the year the city finally learns how to plow snow....
I'm starting off my vacation with pie for dinner!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm starting off my vacation with pie for dinner!!!
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Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Here we go again. Will the goat be spared? Will it burn? Will it be eaten by birds? Let's find out.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Here we go again. Will the goat be spared? Will it burn? Will it be eaten by birds? Let's find out.
I am very curious at what will come of the D.R. Horton/ DHI mortgage lawsuit as it very much reads predatory lending specifically targeting first-time home buyers, and now I have... FLAMES...FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!!!! HEAVING BREATHS!!! HEAVING BREATHS!!!
In looking into them further, the whole thing is shady. They have their own home warranty company, title work company, and insurance company. Everything is packaged as super affordable, but the warranties and insurance aren't covering any of the issues the homeowners are facing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am very curious at what will come of the D.R. Horton/ DHI mortgage lawsuit as it very much reads predatory lending specifically targeting first-time home buyers, and now I have... FLAMES...FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!!!! HEAVING BREATHS!!! HEAVING BREATHS!!!
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Cthurkey 😆
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cthurkey 😆
It pleases me to no end to discover that one of the worst developers in this area is finally facing a class action lawsuit, and I hope their business tanks because of it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It pleases me to no end to discover that one of the worst developers in this area is finally facing a class action lawsuit, and I hope their business tanks because of it.
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honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
I think I will have pie for breakfast.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think I will have pie for breakfast.
I have eaten the pies that were in the icebox.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I have eaten the pies that were in the icebox.
It had occurred to me that we don't own any Queen on vinyl, and my spouse is looking to rectify this with both Night at the Opera and a Day at the Races. Are there any other recs?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It had occurred to me that we don't own any Queen on vinyl, and my spouse is looking to rectify this with both Night at the Opera and a Day at the Races. Are there any other recs?