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The Ghost of Captain Pooky
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Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · Jun 15
Things may still suck so here's a thread of Lego Botanicals I have put together over the past year.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · Jan 24
I swear at some point I will do a thread of how awesome the Lego botanical sets are, but in the meantime, a new bouquet arrived in the mail. Here is a photo of the previous bouquet.
A giant bouquet of flowers made of Legos. They are roses, snap dragons, lavender, aster, California Poppy, and common daisy.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12h
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear" One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need. Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 16h
We have completed one of the endings of the game Strange Antiquities. The cat is fine and living his best life, and my boss said I did a good job despite nearly creating the apocalypse.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 1d
Strange Antiquities update: My boss is a grave robber.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
We continue on with our Strange Antiquities journey, and the owner of the shop wrote to me because he thought it would be important to know where he kept the book of curses 6 days after he left me in charge. Readers, I think this town might be fucked.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 18h
There is a lot to unpack in that sentence, and none of it is good.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 18h
The earnestly small evangelical types? Does she mean the types that sent their kids to conversion therapy for being gay?
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 1d
He's doing great. Gets attention every day
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 1d
I am also now a grave robber in this game because of my boss
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 1d
Strange Antiquities update: My boss is a grave robber.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
We continue on with our Strange Antiquities journey, and the owner of the shop wrote to me because he thought it would be important to know where he kept the book of curses 6 days after he left me in charge. Readers, I think this town might be fucked.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 3d
Let's continue on with our journey as an occult entrepreneur in charge of manning the shop but also taking care of the cat. So far, I think it's going well, but some of the townsfolk might disagree.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 1d
Whooooooo.
MR. KHOJASTEH: Your Honor, with respect, do you doubt the fact that a retainer [sic] is in place in -- a detainer is in place? THE COURT: I absolutely doubt the fact until I see it. Because you know what? You all have taken a position over and over again that you have done things lawfully, and then a witness gets on the stand yesterday and admits you haven't done it lawfully. MR. KHOJASTEH: What did the witness say yesterday that was unlawfully? THE COURT: I'm not here to answer your questions, sir. You're here to answer mine.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 2d
Bluesky is broken because the main Link is missing
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Even if it were true that she wasn't aware, she's aware now and still going through with it even though she does not need the money and could easily get signed to a different project. These people are exhausting
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d
THEY’RE HERE PETE!
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
The Cubs are out of the game, so I'm rooting for the Mariners. I'm sorry, Bluejays, but this is their time.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
That man did literature gymnastics when it came to Satan's character.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
I liked Milton's Paradise Lost over Dantes Inferno.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
The title has always made me curious, but I hate Burroughs so much that I refuse to read it

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And the Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks - Wikipedia
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
I'm still mad they cowrote a book together
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Bonjour Tristesse was a better book than Breakfast At Tiffanys, and it was written by an 18 year old girl.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
There are 2 types of books you fling across the room after you finish reading them.

The first type is a book so good with an ending that makes you mad like 1984.

The second type is just a bad book you wasted your time on.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Almost got his entire hiking expedition killed on K2 when he refused to listen to the guide and pulled a loaded pistol on him. Worlds most hated man was indeed the world's biggest asshole.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
I think "Breakfast of Champions" is Kurt Vonneguts' greatest work because it made me laugh the hardest.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Sadly, the occult circles still adore him despite being a giant con-artist.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Like I did enjoy Kerouac a lot because his writing contained some humanity moments like washing dishes in exchange for food and everyone that saw me reading him was like oh you should try Burroughs and I'm still mad about that.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
Aleister Crowley was a misogynistic dick who deserved to be kicked down a flight of stares by Yeats.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
I hated everything by William S. Burroughs.
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The Ghost of Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 2d
I also thought about doing the same with the Harry Potter books
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