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Captain Pooky
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Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her
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Things may still suck so here's a thread of Lego Botanicals I have put together over the past year.
I swear at some point I will do a thread of how awesome the Lego botanical sets are, but in the meantime, a new bouquet arrived in the mail. Here is a photo of the previous bouquet.
I am further into Powerwash 2, and there are more supernatural shenanigans. I am powerwashing a summoning circle.
I am starting the new Powerwash game and beginning with an antique store truck
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The more I read this thread, the more I agree with it simply because only a woman, including a trans woman, could truly captivate the arrogance of men and the horrors that come with that arrogance.
The Frankenstein reviews are falling into two camps.

1) adoration
2) disappointment it is not more true to Shelley's vision.

I have thoughts. The first of which is that Frankenstein will not truly capture the essence of Shelley's feminism unless it's done by a woman. But there's an asterisk here.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
All the Starbucks fans are going apeshit over the stupid bear cup, and I find out they're selling Hello Kitty cups that would match my Hello Kitty fountain pen. We are not the same...
Dude behind the counter already took 5 calls and told me they were reselling up to $300.

Place was only open for 20 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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have you seen the video about teaching an octopus to play piano yet

it contains the breadth of human/cephalopod experience

youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"but doctor," pagliacci said, "did you even read my chart? the name's right there at the top"
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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The Frankenstein reviews are falling into two camps.

1) adoration
2) disappointment it is not more true to Shelley's vision.

I have thoughts. The first of which is that Frankenstein will not truly capture the essence of Shelley's feminism unless it's done by a woman. But there's an asterisk here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire
Joyce Carol Oates:
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I fixed the title
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I would simply have the end of this maze be the beginning of an actual corn maze because I am secretly a trickster fae who loves fucking with humans.
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Joyce is spot-on in this one. He has nothing but his money. That's it, that's all he has. Even when he does post about books and movies, he completely misses the point of the story. He did it with Princess Bride, Hitchhiker's, and Lord of the Rings.
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh, good.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I want a Power Wash Simulator level that's just the new Frankenstein movie.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A ghost story: it's you trying to negotiate with the band who died in your basement. They have the volume too high when they practice, and the whole house is vibrating.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am definitely watching Frankenstein again tonight. God, what a beautiful movie.
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I think the Rankin/Bass version of The Hobbit is likely going to be the best adaptation of Tolkien's novel that we're ever going to get. Its art design runs the gamut from rustic to creepy to lovely, and its assortment of songs lend it a fairy tale quality that really fits the story.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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At my parents and I found this fan and was like, "Ooh, I wonder what beautiful image will unfold?"
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Update, I saw the little old ladies today protesting on the bridge. Every time I see them, they bring me joy.
Update, the little old ladies are determined to keep going and were spotted on the Dubuque street Bridge protesting as of today.
FYI, these little old ladies are still going every day to protest this administration, and I love each and every one of them.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The male loneliness epidemic could be solved if you guys just gave people tiny pumpkins.
I don't know what Fae gave me the pumpkin. I won't scan the QR code and seal my fate to find out, but I am enjoying holding my comfort pumpkin after the day I had.
I'm working from home today, and I eard the screen door to the porch open and shut twice, and some mysterious creature has left me a tiny pumpkin on my porch.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don't know what Fae gave me the pumpkin. I won't scan the QR code and seal my fate to find out, but I am enjoying holding my comfort pumpkin after the day I had.
I'm working from home today, and I eard the screen door to the porch open and shut twice, and some mysterious creature has left me a tiny pumpkin on my porch.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Spouse: Do you need me to turn on the drums?

Me: You know what, I am not going to make it through tomorrow unless I can bang on the drum tonight.
The problem with middle management is they aren't told enough that there times you should just shut the fuck up and let people do there jobs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The problem with middle management is they aren't told enough that there times you should just shut the fuck up and let people do there jobs.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Due to both Spouse and having to work an obscene amount of overtime we have decided that instead of getting in the car and driving an hour to visit family for Thanksgiving we will instead be staying home and having pie for dinner.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM