Pareto Optimizer
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Pareto Optimizer
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Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.
That’s right.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It would be great if journalists understood the concept of rejecting the premise.
WELKER: Isn't it possible that even the act of taking off a t shirt could've been part of an attempt to get attention for help?

TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well it was a boring race, but thrilled for Lando. Now if Oscar only got as much support, there would never have been so much tension.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We regret to inform you.
Congratulations to Max Verstappen, world champion, again.
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Look, I’m not saying they should do this, but there are worse things than the classic anti-fascist film becoming a major franchise.
The Casablanca Cinematic Universe is going to become a thing now, huh?
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Pareto Optimizer
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Congratulations to Max Verstappen, world champion, again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is fedposting bait.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Countdown to becoming national political editor at CBS.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sepp Blatter is seething out there. The Nikola Tesla of sports corruption ahead of his time.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Going out like a Central Asian dictator.
BREAKING NEWS: Vicious Racist Who Can Barely Stay Awake in Public Hires New White House Ballroom Architect
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.

It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Each and every one is a baby killer. Psychotic sickos.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A latter day Shakespeare, turning phrases no human being has ever conceived of before.
hands down my favorite line from a book that provides no value add to the written word besides being, possibly, the most narcissistic memoir ever put to paper.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Moderately serious loss for Paramount. Merely being a billionaire failson doesn’t get you everything, I guess.
Warner Bros. Discovery and Netflix Enter Exclusive Deal Negotiations
The move comes after the latest round of bids for the media company. Paramount and Comcast also made offers.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Bradley should be glad he’s only going to prison for this.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Lmao. A grand jury found something worse than a ham sandwich.
ABC News and MS NOW reports that a Virginia grand jury has refused to re-indict Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Nostalgia is the mind-killer. Nostalgia is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gotta admit that this shocks me. Both that they finally caught someone and that this FBI would follow through.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The number of AI ads on TV now is depressing. That unmistakably weird smoothness is so annoying.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nancy Mace heard that less than all attention was on her for a minute and she’s determined to fix that.
Incredible:

"Nancy Mace of South Carolina has told people she is so frustrated... that she is planning to huddle with Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia next week to discuss following her lead and retiring early from Congress."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
At this point little matters more to me than seeing him fail to get the Peace Prize before he’s dead.
SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Insurance premiums increasing by approximately $25,000 a year.
Hawley is pitching his colleagues — and Trump — on a new health care plan that would allow all tax payers to deduct up to $25K/person in medical expenses.

Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
Hawley pitches new health care tax plan
The Missouri Republican is proposing making it easier for more tax payers to deduct medical expenses — and has pitched Donald Trump on the idea.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Jeffries has gotta go. That’s a hard line for me.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
White collar crime is legal now, just fyi. They can’t stop you from robbing people so long as it’s done with paperwork.
*CORRECT: TRUMP PARDONS TEXAS CONGRESSMAN HENRY CUELLAR, IMELDA
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Karp is doing a literal Saruman transformation. Staring into the all-seeing orb and becoming corrupted by its evil.
Your periodic reminder that Alex Karp has taken the red pill and Palantir is an evil entity.
Maybe just maybe these facts should negatively influence the long term prospects for the stonk.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM