Ivan the K ™☑️
@ivanthek.bsky.social
I ask a lot of questions. Lead Independent Director of Finance Bluesky. Portfolio Mangler. Take each post with a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.
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Ivan the K ™☑️
@ivanthek.bsky.social
· Oct 27
I WENT TO WALTER REED HOSPITAL TO GET A BRAIN SCAN. THE DOCTORS FOUND NOTHING.
“I’m so STOKED for Cyber Monday!” said no one.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“I’m so STOKED for Cyber Monday!” said no one.
I held this post up to the light.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I held this post up to the light.
He's an innumerate 🤡, and the dementia is getting worse. It's not called FAVORED NATIONS, that's just the phrase he thinks he remembers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He's an innumerate 🤡, and the dementia is getting worse. It's not called FAVORED NATIONS, that's just the phrase he thinks he remembers.
State dinner at the White House to follow?
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
State dinner at the White House to follow?
What was the most controversial topic at your Thanksgiving family gathering?
(Ours was immigration.)
(Ours was immigration.)
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What was the most controversial topic at your Thanksgiving family gathering?
(Ours was immigration.)
(Ours was immigration.)
Never forget the Black Friday TV traditions of yesteryear.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Never forget the Black Friday TV traditions of yesteryear.
Nice to see @michaelsantoli.bsky.social volunteering to work on Black Friday so he could avoid being dragged to the mall.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nice to see @michaelsantoli.bsky.social volunteering to work on Black Friday so he could avoid being dragged to the mall.
That was not a touchdown.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That was not a touchdown.
I’m thinking of kicking of the Thanksgiving meal with:
“I TOLD YOU SO.”
“I TOLD YOU SO.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m thinking of kicking of the Thanksgiving meal with:
“I TOLD YOU SO.”
“I TOLD YOU SO.”
As a NYC resident, I hope each of the floats in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is paying the Manhattan congestion toll.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As a NYC resident, I hope each of the floats in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is paying the Manhattan congestion toll.
I thought Joe would be greeting people at the door. He was not even here. Smh.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I thought Joe would be greeting people at the door. He was not even here. Smh.
ZURICH (Reuters) -Two Swiss lawmakers have asked prosecutors to examine whether gifts reportedly given to U.S. President Donald Trump - including a Rolex watch and a gold bar - by Swiss business leaders may have violated Switzerland's anti-bribery laws.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
ZURICH (Reuters) -Two Swiss lawmakers have asked prosecutors to examine whether gifts reportedly given to U.S. President Donald Trump - including a Rolex watch and a gold bar - by Swiss business leaders may have violated Switzerland's anti-bribery laws.
@jdickerson.bsky.social won social media this week. (via Threads)
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@jdickerson.bsky.social won social media this week. (via Threads)
Kash Patel is worthless.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Kash Patel is worthless.
There's only one reason I can think of for this response, and it's not a good one.
HEGSETH SAYS TRUMP HAS ASKED FOR 500 ADDITIONAL TROOPS TO BE DEPLOYED TO WASHINGTON, D.C., AFTER TWO NATIONAL GUARD WERE SHOT
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's only one reason I can think of for this response, and it's not a good one.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my peeps who observe.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my peeps who observe.
TIL that Xitter is not only the home of many Elon and MAGA fanboys, but also many Nvidia fanboys. Many of them, too, lack a sense of humor. Sheesh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TIL that Xitter is not only the home of many Elon and MAGA fanboys, but also many Nvidia fanboys. Many of them, too, lack a sense of humor. Sheesh.
Good luck to everyone traveling this weekend, especially today and Sunday.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Good luck to everyone traveling this weekend, especially today and Sunday.
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Weird thing to say. Looks like the fix is in.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Weird thing to say. Looks like the fix is in.