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Ivan the K ™☑️

@ivanthek.bsky.social

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I ask a lot of questions. Lead Independent Director of Finance Bluesky. Portfolio Mangler. Take each post with a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 8h

Which president’s administration would have approved this? 🤔

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 8h

Credit score is in part based on available credit capacity. If credit capacity is reduced (by increased borrowing against existing lines or by reduced credit lines) all else the same, credit score can be reduced.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 9h

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 9h

🚨The credit downgrades have started.🚨

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 13h

Good to hear. I thought you might be taking a very, very long “Weekend.”

Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 1d

When do Israelis take Netanyahu out of office?

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like the financial markets gave Trump a TACO moment.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 3d

Shat GPT

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 3d

What’s the word for the condition where someone’s spouse cannot walk past a jewelry store without stopping.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

REMINDER:
Xi Jinping has seen the TACO movie before.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

WHO NEEDS A DRINK?

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

So Trump really went out of his way to take his Nobel Peace Prize failure off the front page.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

THEY ALLOWED MAIL-IN VOTING FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. IT WAS RIGGED.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

JUST IN:

The geopolitical groundhog saw his shadow, which means twelve more months of Trump whining about the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize to Janus

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 4d

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 4d

Exclusive: SoftBank is seeking a $5 billion loan, backed by Arm shares, from global banks as founder Masayoshi Son ramps up AI bets

SoftBank in Talks for $5 Billion Margin Loan Backed by Arm Stock

SoftBank Group Corp. is in talks to borrow $5 billion from global banks, refilling its coffers at a time Masayoshi Son is accelerating the Japanese investment firm’s bets on artificial intelligence.

bloom.bg

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 5d

#ETTD

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 6d

Artist’s rendering of Nvidia’s cash infusion into xAI which will need to buy Nvidia chips.

bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway

ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway

media.tenor.com

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 6d

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

I’ll be at some undisclosed locations in the European Union over the next week.

Please don’t break anything while I’m gone.

✈️ 👋

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

I noted that, as well.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

I think it's bluster. Wants to sound like a tough guy.

Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

T-Bills earned like 15% back then.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

The fate of Ophelia in "Trading Places" was very nice.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 7d

As time passes, the cringey nature of the Tesla Cybertruck fades, and it just becomes another vehicle.

LOL. I'm kidding. That thing screams "DORK" just as much today as it did the day it was first produced.

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