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Mark Harrison
@markharrison.bsky.social
He/him
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
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Big mood.
The sea shanty on Skinwigs episode 2, fucking hell hahahaha...
undefined on Instagram: "skinwigspodcastNew intro idea for Skinwigs off the back of the sea shanty craze of 2021 🌊View all 44 comments"
skinwigspodcastNew intro idea for Skinwigs off the back of the sea shanty craze of 2021 🌊
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November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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RIP Tom Stoppard who did so much incredible work, not least writing every single line of dialogue in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system

Alien is a Christmas movie
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Seeing a few wildly incorrect opinions about Heaven Sent on my TL today, so here's a very good summation of why it's one of the best #DoctorWho stories ever made, thank you @racheltalalay.com.
www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
10 Years Ago, The Oldest Sci-Fi Show Delivered One Of The Best TV Episodes Ever — And No One Noticed
"Heaven Sent" is not just 'Doctor Who's best episode, it's one of the greatest hours of TV ever. So why isn't it considered such?
www.inverse.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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You can be on the side of Rowling, Putin and Trump, or you can be on the side of, you know, normal cool people.

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My main takeaway from Christmas Karma is that Gary Barlow should be arrested. He could write "God bless us everyone" but Dickens couldn't write "see the boy inside the man and you will find the Christmas in his soul." Because he was a good writer.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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KNOW YOUR FRIDAYS:

Good Friday: the Messiah is dead

Black Friday: capitalism is alive

TGI Fridays: high chance of bowling or cinema nearby

Man Friday: there’s only two of us on this island and you’re a racist
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Taxes are pretty much the only thing related to personal/family finance they do this little "what if that made someone's life difficult" dance for.

Benefits cut to the bone? Not interested
Wages eroded by inflation for decades and decades? Nope.
Technology abolished your job? Nope.
This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He's been, he's been!
NEW EPISODE: It's all been leading to this! On the new I Hate Doctor Who, I present the Tardis Team with 20th anniversary story: The Five Doctors. Will the survive the death zone? Will they still hate Doctor Who?

Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Do we or do we not live in a country where these awful people got their way at almost every major decision point of the century so far? We do! Is it good? No, it is a national calamity. Are they sorry? No they’re not, they’re *absolutely furious* that they haven’t got more and worse.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Today is the 56th anniversary of the first performance of Mahna Mahna on Sesame Street. You’re familiar with it by now, of course, but... well, it never hurts to be reminded, does it?
Sesame Street - Mahna Mahna (1969)
YouTube video by Tiny Dancer
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November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Just out of Wake Up Dead Man. Loved it. Felt a lot more like Knives Out 1, but also unique and surprising in its own way.

Kept me guessing right until the end, which is all I want from a good whodunnit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Wicked: For Good (2025)
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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who else is playing sharedculturegeddon this december? it’s where, if you encounter an artistic work that’s so beloved that it is part of the fabric of your nation’s culture, you’ve lost, like a big fucking loser
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This afternoon's film: Wake Up Dead Man, on the big screen! Lapsed Catholic movie fans everywhere are gonna call this their film of the year (Pope Leo will dig it too) and I'm not far off either. I like Glass Onion but this is totally the other way - still funny, not as goofy, still fiendishly good.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in the woods near a grave
Alt: Benoit Blanc leaning on a tree in Wake Up Dead Man
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If there's one thing that Starmer and his allies are getting right, it's that getting rid of the prime minister and then foisting Streeting into Number Ten without even a leadership election, let alone a general election, would be seen by the general public as a grotesque insult.
"Coronation": the latest thinking on how to overcome the fact the Labour membership would never choose Wesley.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Budget day at last.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM