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Mark Harrison
@markharrison.bsky.social
He/him
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Inside every franchise is two Jeremy Renners...
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
People posting about Day Of The Doctor got me in the mood to watch Day Of The Doctor again, and it's still great, nothing new to report, except bloody hell, that rabbit is an absolute unit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ticked two movies on the start of my 2025 catch-up - Y2K and All Of You, both period pieces, one in the past, one 5-mins-to-12-years in the future, as set dressing for more middle-of-the-road stories. The latter has a LOT more to recommend it, but only the former namechecks "President Blowjob". 😱
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy I got to write more stuff for Film Stories Magazine this year, and on such a wide and wacky range of movies... @filmstories.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Would one of those foreshadowing gags we all like have killed them? "Here comes the airplane" was right there!

The one Hot Fuzz moment is funny though.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The ending is very good, Chazelle knows how to wrap a movie up except for Babylon which is like the inverse of this, with an ending so terrible that even though I enjoyed it up to that point, it leaves me going:
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets...
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My brother, who makes Simpsons prizes for my pub quizzes, is doing Simpsons themed decor for my nephew's birthday.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I love that song. Reminds me of wanting to be the only one.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Watch the birdie, you BUMFACE."
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Main edit I noticed, this is now dubbed: "Don't worry. We gave her A FEW SMALL BEERS." 🤦
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
How Doctor Who fandom thinks the Disney/Bad Wolf deal worked:
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
(CHANDLER enters. Improvise heys.)

CHANDLER
Could I BE any more human?
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Belatedly, my most unhinged #DoctorWho take is that The Witch's Familiar is based on the Michael Keaton episode of Frasier (which was just on Channel 4), right down to the Doctor tipping Davros out of his wheelchair and then still being fooled into believing he's seen the light.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
#TreehouseOfHorror XXXVI (2025) Very 70s-themed this year! Whisper it but "Jaws with a fatberg" is the best and funniest of these since the 90s. The other two are strong too, not as funny but creatively icky and not just gross. This is enough reason for me.

Highlight: The Last Days Of Crisco
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM