David Strathdee
banner
davidstrathdee.bsky.social
David Strathdee
@davidstrathdee.bsky.social
Scientist, comedian and general nerd from Bothwell, Scotland. Does gaming, quizzing, tennis, comedy, and music. Alumnus of Only Connect and lover of puns. (He/him)
Reposted by David Strathdee
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨

1/
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reposted by David Strathdee
It's the most wonderful time of the year, as always. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy79...
12 Days of Christmas by Jeremy Lion
YouTube video by gsmokeyjoe
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
oh hell yes. all of these rats are making room for us on the ship
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My fiancée needs a Switch version of this like yesterday (and a release date!)
#ad Are you ready for a freezing yet heartwarming winter adventure in Moominvalley? Featured in Tuesday's Wholesome Snack, our friends @hypergames.no just released a free demo of Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth on Steam!
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
“If you’ve got autism or ADHD just get into the habit of setting loads of reminders for yourself”

The reminders:
Well I've got no fucking idea what this reminder was for
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Oh my god, that looks beautifu-FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie Duet 1/4 Scale Limited Edition Statue up for preorder at BBTS ($503.99) buff.ly/46ED9iO
First 4 Figures $454.99-$609.99 buff.ly/AeaUAqn
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why do we never talk about Nakatomi Plaza having a frickin 1980s Marauder’s Map in its reception desk, tracking its employees every move?
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
No idea
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I can’t believe I’m just noticing that Alan Rickman’s character in Love Actually has definite Julian Clary energy.
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Gonzo and Rizzo leaving before the final act of Muppet Christmas Carol is a great example of setting boundaries when your job causes you undue stress. In this essay I will
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
To do list:
✅ Dad
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Imagine seeing this on a Christmas tree and not knowing it’s from a movie
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Damn killer clowns ruining Christmas again…
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
So much fun. Great final gig of the year.

See y'all in 2026, comedy peeps. 🥳
🍓THANK YOU!🍓

It was so lovely seeing you all, we had a great time.

Bring the HYPE for…

🍓Sha Wylie
🍓Thomas Tajo
🍓David Strathdee
🍓Debbie Bridge

And of course your wonderful host

🍓Hare (With Chris)

#CoherentComedy
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's probably gonna be Shadow the Hedgehog and get a 0% on RT, but if they blast "I Am... All of Me" in the cinemas I am going to weep manly tears.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Less than an hour until I make my Coherent Comedy debut! Still time to get a (FREE) ticket and join us on Zoom at 8pm! 🥳
🍓DECEMBER LINE-UP🍓

Boom, look at this.

Lots of legends, lots of laughs

Get your tickets and join us, it’s going to be epic.

#CoherentComedy
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
Adorable graffiti on the underpass reads: 'Knoledge is Power'.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Reposted by David Strathdee
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Fiancée: “It looks like it was built in The Sims”
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM