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Andboo Scare

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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him https://andrewblair.co.uk

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · Nov 17

Written a lot of poems, articles, and apps and put most of them here
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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1h

It keeps them too fresh

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 2h

Every Cyberman appearance should add something bizarre and inexplicable to their lore and it should never be referenced again

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14h

Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 3h

They should have given Mr Pastry the role, and every subsequent Doctor should also have been required to play it in the exact style of Mr Pastry.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14h

Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 16h

Get in there now before Season 3 goes into production

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 16h

As far as I know there aren’t any Doctor Who stories based on this

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 16h

You just drastically improved two episodes

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 16h

He should have kept these on for the rest of the series

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Barry Epoch Topping @barrytopping.com · 19h

IT’S PASTIC!

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 19h

Silly Gooses vs Grim Swans

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 24d

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 21h

I also have a large adult dad so somewhere in that vector

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 22h

I can’t imagine anyone else has written about Doctor who

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 22h

Mine hasn’t but a few years back he said “wait, do you like Doctor who?” without any suggestion of irony

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 23h

Defendant: “well they’ve had The Remains of the Day on their shelf for years and it still looks pristine”
Judge: “I acquit you of murder”

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

As long as they’re not throwing them spine first at kittens why would it conceivably matter?

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

the fuck does it matter what someone else does with their books?

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

I don’t know why but I thought you would have

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Saw a thing in the Skinny where a bunch of young writers based in Scotland all wrote about how much they loved each other’s work and it felt like it was scientifically designed to boil Darren McGarvey’s piss

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Anyway enough about me, how’s your book going?

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Still they gave me some actual medicine after that

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Glad he found a new niche after UnHerd got some more high profile transphobes in

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Thanks Headspace

Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

Sitting on a bus listening to a guy with a relaxing voice, stressed out of my mind because I can’t see a bright gold liquid

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Andboo Scare @andrewblair.co.uk · 1d

AFAIK no one plays it like Mr Pastry