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Less Terrifying Andrew
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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him

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Nettles, stoned out of his gourd, beholding a shoe
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Today’s quiz round plug: here I am filtering to music rounds, then to new series incidental music. AND WHAT EPISODE COULD THIS MUSIC COME FROM?
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Updated the quiz so that, if there are enough questions to do so, you can filter by New Series/Classic Series
Screengrab of quiz round. Text reads: Identify the story from the described character death. NB. For the sake of argument, living deaths count here. Start Quiz New Series Questions Only Classic Series Questions Only Back to Quizzes
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Counterpoint: no it doesn’t
Screengrab from Instagram: poet_of_the_elements 11h ..X Being a poet means finding the light in the darkness by trusting your inner vision over the noise and chaos around you @robslitquotes
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This quiz is either extremely endearing or extremely aggravating or both
Screengrab of quiz round. Text: Children Can Hear It Sometimes Guess the Doctor Who monster based on my son's descriptions on seeing them for the first time. Look, some of these are going to annoy you and you're just going to have to accept that. Time Left: 58 Question 2. Score: 0 Gary from Spongebob. Type your answer here... Submit Skip Back to Quizzes
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Also includes a round where you have to put one of the Cybermen’s schemes in the right order before the time runs out
Screengrab of quiz round. Text in multiple buttons. Text reads: The Invasion Time Left: 114 Agree to let them rule the world in return for your desired minerals. Give them a partially cybernetic body. Have a megatron bomb on standby, just in case. Emerge from the electronics factory via the sewers to kill anyone not hypnotised. Send signals that become hypnotic on contact with the electronics company's devices. Send in full invasion forces from space. Share advanced technology that allows them to dominate the market. Smuggle dormant Cybermen onto Earth to be reawakened. Get contacted by an electronics CEO with world domination plans. Hope no one can de-activate the radio beam that guides the bombs to Earth. Check Answers
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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He looks like this Mark
A man wearing bulky rubber body suit, mask and wig. He is saying “there’s too much fucking shit on me”
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Do you want to spend a minute of your life thinking about things like this? If so, good news
Screengrab from Doctor Who quiz. Text reads: Odd One Out Pick the correct answer from four options. Time Left: 51 Question 4. Score: 0 Who has not acted in both Doctor Who and a Paddington fllm? • Jessica Hynes • Kayvan Novak • Alexander Armstrong • Geoffrey Palmer Submit Skip
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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You should play this over lunch break
Screengrab of Doctor Who quiz: The Many Cliffhanger Faces of Colin Baker Simply tell us which story this Colin Baker Cliffhanger Face is from. Remember: 'Time Lord' not 'Timelord. Picture of Colin Baker Time Left: 52 Question 1. Score: 0 Type your answer here... Submit Skip
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Me to Mark once we’d tested the page:
Davros, creator of the Daleks, saying “Perfect, the weaponry is perfect” from Genesis of the Daleks
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Went to Tesco. Hard to tell if they’re celebrating Christmas in there or not.
A big poster with a mince pie on it and the caption “Thats what makes it Christmas” A plastic tree in a box marked “LUXURY EVERGREEN TREE” on a plinth with “MERRY Christmas” written on it At the entrance to the store is a large sign saying MERRY CHRISTMAS
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Oh also I’ve been making a load of Doctor Who quizzes with @markharrison.bsky.social, they should be online for the 23rd
Screengrab from Doctor Who quiz. Text: Questions about Doctor Who in general. Time Left: 32 Question 5. Score: 224 True or false: Richard Hearne lost the role of the Fourth Doctor because he wanted to play it as his other character Mr Pastry? Type your answer here... Submit Skip
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Convincing you to read my forthcoming poetry pamphlet by the first few lines. Share yours if you want.
Excerpt from poem. Text reads: 3am, the smoking area of a tastefully upmarket bar on Santa Monica Boulevard, in the dying embers of the wrap party for King of Queens (CBS Productions, 1998- 2007) Kevin Kevin James The actor Kevin James He- Hello?
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Cat food packaging, text reads: “Mature Adult 7+ | Chicken” next to picture of cat, who is clearly not a chicken
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Look if he’s dead then you simply cannot make any more films about him
Alan Partridge angrily saying “Stop getting Bond”
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Blue background, yellow text: Zohran for Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Mamdani for New York meme generator, text reads: 2 for 6 8 MOTORWAY
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Zohran for New York meme template, original text replaced with “YOURE JUST A FAKEY CAKE MAKER AND I AINT GOT TIME FOR YOU”
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Using the Zohran for New York Mayor template to read “or cheeses for a species”
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I don’t know if you’ve seen the episode where King John plays the lute but
King John in Doctor Who, The King’s Demons. Captioned, inaccurately, with “RUSSEL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH”
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Scottish clubs are playing in Europe again
The Eleventh Doctor adjusting his bow tie and saying “This isn’t going to be big on dignity”
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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you loser
Screengrab of above post: “dont get odd, get even”
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Just going through the Notes app
Screengrab of poem. Text: If I was chocolate I would eat myself My chocolate teeth clench around my chocolate arm as I prepare my self consumption My desire overriding any suggestion of self-preservation until A seeping sense of unease emitted too late A peak of panic chases signals sent down chocolate synapses So I bite down as soon as I realise I must not Chocolate teeth embedded in chocolate gums Houses built on sand They tear free on impact against compacted cocoa solids Teeth splay and split like warm bread In my mouth I feel meekly flowing caramel pooling beneath my chocolate tongue as my bulging chocolate eyes scream to the world "I have made so many mistakes I do not like being made of chocolate"
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Jared Leto to star in “gritty, unorthodox” reboot of Mr Pastry
A man in a Halloween vampire costume
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Sorry England but I simply don’t believe these places are real
Roadsign: Alconbury Weald The Stukeleys Non motorway traffic B1043
October 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM