magicalbee.bsky.social
@magicalbee.bsky.social
No one asked for the chairs.
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anyway this isn’t a legally difficult question it is a politically difficult question for the conservative majority and the only thing we’re waiting to see is if they will ignore political pressure and follow the clear text of the constitution or bend to the president’s demands.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants
Here is the question presented. It's a relatively clean vehicle for the Supreme Court to finally decide whether it is lawful for the president to deny birthright citizenship to the children of immigrants. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The entire debate over birthright citizenship is anti-constitutional because the purpose, intent, and text of the 14th Amendment were designed to foreclose any argument about who counts as an American citizen.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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What the fuck is there to review
Supreme Court Agrees to Review Trump Order Restricting Birthright Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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We are living in a dystopian hellscape stop yucking other people's yums about inconsequential shit like music or movies. Maybe they need that happy moment to get through the day. Just. Let people feel good about something.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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THE MAN LITERALLY ACCEPTED A SOLID GOLD BAR TO DROP TARIFFS ON SWITZERLAND I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AGHHHHHHHH
It's an incredible grift, that people think "he can't be bought" lmfao
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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As a kid who used to love to sit up late in my rural county peering into the vastness of space, I find it almost physically painful to stare into the cluttered sky and find my gaze constantly interrupted by all of this disposable litter. This graph does not indicate progress to me.
Humankind has launch more satellites in the past four years (2021 - 2025) than in the previous seven decades.

75% of the currently active satellites belong to a single operator (SpaceX).
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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this is just murder, and pointless murder at that.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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That's the part that sticks with me.

This isn't some Tom Clancy novel where they do war crimes because it's the only way they can get at the evil terrorist criminal mastermind or something.

Even if we believe them -- and, ha ha, no! -- they murdered low level drug runners. That's it!
this is just murder, and pointless murder at that.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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lol, if you had integrity you would have quietly taken the zero.
Grift Phase Two: Fox News
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Sen. Kelly with the receipts and the dunk.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Walking around like 'oh wow but who would have told us' and its like 'literally Kamala Harris told you everything htat has happened under Trump in her debates. If you watched the debates, you were explicitly told.'
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Very good @davidjroth.bsky.social on the Oklahoma essay grift.

defector.com/the-conserva...
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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YOU MUST BECOME MID - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM