lumberjack wharfie
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
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The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.
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sorry what newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
sorry what newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
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Most Reddit post I have ever seen in my entire life, written by the whitest person on the western hemisphere
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Most Reddit post I have ever seen in my entire life, written by the whitest person on the western hemisphere
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except mine, all my posts are true and correct
part of why i find books with unreliable narrators interesting is that as the reader, you’re constantly trying to asses whether the thing the narrator is experiencing is real, or only real to them.
this, i think, is how we should treat the vast majority of social media posts.
this, i think, is how we should treat the vast majority of social media posts.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
except mine, all my posts are true and correct
I AM ONCE AGAIN SAYING WE NEED TO DEMAND OUR POLITICIANS BE EIGHTH AMENDMENT FUNDAMENTALISTS
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I AM ONCE AGAIN SAYING WE NEED TO DEMAND OUR POLITICIANS BE EIGHTH AMENDMENT FUNDAMENTALISTS
cars banned
hey does anyone else wanna lecture me about my posts
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
cars banned
welcome back !!! cars banned
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
welcome back !!! cars banned
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just blocked a guy who was talking shit about stuffing, the best Thanksgiving food.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
just blocked a guy who was talking shit about stuffing, the best Thanksgiving food.
uuuhhhhhh slow work day PS2 break i think
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
uuuhhhhhh slow work day PS2 break i think
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
Do I want to write things for the experience of writing, or am I just longing for the relatively straightforward and well-behaved experience of formatting a document in LibreOffice on my personal laptop after spending several weeks waging war with SharePoint and Word at work?
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do I want to write things for the experience of writing, or am I just longing for the relatively straightforward and well-behaved experience of formatting a document in LibreOffice on my personal laptop after spending several weeks waging war with SharePoint and Word at work?
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Flashing back to when ICE ran that recruitment ad aimed at Chicago cops in September
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Flashing back to when ICE ran that recruitment ad aimed at Chicago cops in September
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we heard you were talking shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
we heard you were talking shit
linux and open source tools in the workplace pls
they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
linux and open source tools in the workplace pls
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they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes
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We have to start building the next bubble before we're done with the current one. Time for quantum university. Write your emails with some quantum. Enjoy quantum peas.
This is an incredible article because at no point does it even try to properly explain what it's talking about. The closest it gets to that is the line, and I quote, "quantum is about particles behaving in weird ways"
Will quantum be bigger than AI?
The highly complex technology is increasingly being tipped to transform computing.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We have to start building the next bubble before we're done with the current one. Time for quantum university. Write your emails with some quantum. Enjoy quantum peas.
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Truly I wonder how much this information is making it out of Chicago.
NEW — An investigation by a group of Chicago-area newsrooms and independent journalists found that federal agents used chemical weapons on protesters at least 49 times across 18 incidents across Chicago and the suburbs since October 1.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/feds...
thetriibe.com/2025/11/feds...
Feds used chemical agents dozens of times in Chicago • The TRiiBE
An investigation by reporters from six newsrooms found that agents used chemical irritants nearly 50 times during Operation Midway Blitz.
thetriibe.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Truly I wonder how much this information is making it out of Chicago.
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Bluesky is the Chicago of the internet and Twitter is the Austin of the internet if you think about it
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bluesky is the Chicago of the internet and Twitter is the Austin of the internet if you think about it
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fellas, is it gay
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
fellas, is it gay
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every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
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sometimes i google things i already know, just to check
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sometimes i google things i already know, just to check
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i love my snail gf and the slime that she secretes
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i love my snail gf and the slime that she secretes
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I did a bunch of heavy (D&D 3.x, D&D 4e) games on RPOL.net back in the day.
It works pretty well. Key difference is that you tend to have three or four paragraph monologues rather than dialog. If the GM can manage it, they should post every 48 hours, even if a player is missing.
It works pretty well. Key difference is that you tend to have three or four paragraph monologues rather than dialog. If the GM can manage it, they should post every 48 hours, even if a player is missing.
RolePlay onLine! Welcome to RPoL
RolePlay onLine is a custom made, free web based message board community that anyone can create a game on. It supports internal private messages, groups and multiple aliases, character sheets and desc...
RPOL.net
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I did a bunch of heavy (D&D 3.x, D&D 4e) games on RPOL.net back in the day.
It works pretty well. Key difference is that you tend to have three or four paragraph monologues rather than dialog. If the GM can manage it, they should post every 48 hours, even if a player is missing.
It works pretty well. Key difference is that you tend to have three or four paragraph monologues rather than dialog. If the GM can manage it, they should post every 48 hours, even if a player is missing.