@mburnamfink.bsky.social
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here to complain about the nonsense of tech jobs, talk about RPGs, and contribute to the Art of Shitposting
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mburnamfink.bsky.social
There's a cool dad at the park with a cool beard and sunglasses and a custom leather hip pouch, presumably full of dad supplies

And I stand here in head to toe Kirkland Signature and whisper "poser"
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Contemporary literature is awful because the CIA ran a psyop through the Iowa Writer's Workshop to wreck the revolutionary potential of fiction.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
mburnamfink.bsky.social
I'm taking a little break from the apps to focus on gaining Occult Power, but godspeed brother
mburnamfink.bsky.social
If I were a data scientist with no ethics designing an app to make lonely people miserable while taking money out of their wallets, I'm not saying I'd make Hinge.

But what I'd make would be indistinguishable from Hinge
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Most "epic" fantasy is just six bad novellas in a trench coat.

None of them has been improved by multiple points of view. Keep the focus on one main character, maybe two.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
mburnamfink.bsky.social
As a history knower, I can confidently say there are no issues with Not Paying The Legions and The Troops Are Hungry is a smart move for those in charge
aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
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matthewclaxton.bsky.social
Great family story about Robert A. Heinlein getting a (deserved) slap in the Soviet Union!
mburnamfink.bsky.social
There's a family story that when my great-grandmother Grace was a tourist in the Soviet Union in 1960, she was in a small airport and oddly enough, there was another American couple there.

The plan was delayed, and the man was getting quite irate with the situation.
mburnamfink.bsky.social
also @matthewclaxton.bsky.social, going to reshare my family encounter with RAH

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mburnamfink.bsky.social
There's a family story that when my great-grandmother Grace was a tourist in the Soviet Union in 1960, she was in a small airport and oddly enough, there was another American couple there.

The plan was delayed, and the man was getting quite irate with the situation.
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Heinlein is one of my favorite raconteurs who explored a lot of interesting ideas.

Unfortunately, the fixed points in his fiction are busty redheads, twins, and turning little girls into wives in a way which is technically consensual and technically not incest, but feels really squicky
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Don't laugh. These are veterans of the Battle of Burgertown.
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
mburnamfink.bsky.social
"Yes, we'd like to put in a winning bid for that WMD"

Which my assassin character then stole. I escaped by jumping through hard vacuum from a starship to a waiting space taxi
mburnamfink.bsky.social
My group is playing Eclipse Phase, and we're breaking the adventure with the power of mind-hacking, stealth, and very large sums of money.
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Remember that Panera lemonade that kills people?

Pepperidge Farms remembers
mitskimask.bsky.social
The Millennial version of this is:

"In my day people were dying from Four Loko having caffeine, and we loved it."

Which is true. We did.
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Of all the Sundays anyone has ever had, this is the Moast
mburnamfink.bsky.social
ICE agent's room clearing shits about to push frontiers in 3rd Amendment law
mburnamfink.bsky.social
sending this image to Secretary Whiskey Pete so he has a pretext to do the jelly donut monologue from Full Metal Jacket he's been practicing in the bathroom for the last three months
kingpachuco.bsky.social
It's a wild world out here in the Rose City.
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Committing hate crimes right now
A single tortilla warming in a convection oven
mburnamfink.bsky.social
eating the $1500 NIST peanut butter just to feel something
a small jar of peanut butter. The blue and white label says is Standard Reference Material 2387, as specified by the National Institutes of Standards. The price is $1528, down from $1910
mburnamfink.bsky.social
Blueskyism is when you literally cannot stop posting Bad Takes even though you're the boss of this hellsite
mburnamfink.bsky.social
I love the internet and hope it never goes away (derogatory)
cole1114.bsky.social
if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
mburnamfink.bsky.social
There was a period of time where every night I'd put on this album and get high

Still hits via flashback, just a little. #saddadband
chrisdeville.bsky.social
Kid A came out 25 years ago today. It was one of the most important albums of my life. Five years ago, I wrote this retrospective: www.stereogum.com/2094039/radi...
Radiohead's Kid A album cover