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mburnamfink.bsky.social
@mburnamfink.bsky.social
here to complain about the nonsense of tech jobs, talk about RPGs, and contribute to the Art of Shitposting
I've got a diversified portfolio of MREs, bullets, and guzzoline
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
respectfully, I'll have to disagree about letting these folks remove NYT from their bios.

Now treating the NYT with *any* degree of respect, we're on the same page
two men standing next to each other with the words i think this just might be my masterpiece
Alt: end clip from Inglorious Basterds with Aldo Raines saying "I think this just might be my masterpiece" after carving a swastika in a Nazi's head
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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
tl;dr, don't get into a gunfight

and if you do, bring overwhelming armor and firepower
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Armor is also really good. Without my combat armor, I'd have taken fatal damage.

Of course, I think the GM forgot that he could full auto for an extra 2d10 damage, which probably would have killed me.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fire is really good. Normally damage is something like 2d10-armor (I think 14 for these guys, who had subdermal ceramic), but once on fire, they take 2d10 every turn until extinguished.

This meant they racked up enough wound penalties that one of them failed a grapple and got used as body shield
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I kinda want to run a political campaign where the ads are 25 seconds of clips from Baraka/Koyaanisqatsi set to harsh noise followed by VOTE FOR MBF

I'd lose in a landslide, but it'd be glorious
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I know this is small potatoes, but I'm so bored of the red-white-and-blue apple pie bullshit Americana political aesthetic every campaign uses, and Zohran doing something different is one reason I like him
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Avro Arrow passenger mod
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Brother John: Hey, why am I Brother John? Can't we pick our own vow names?

The Superior General: No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Brother Xavier, but they don't know each other so one backs down. No way. I pick.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not the Wet Bandits... I really admired those guys' resilience
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM