i just wanted to say "hangin' brain" i think

like here u go feds here's my Balls

I want to minimize skin contact with things at airports and on planes so I'm gonna wear joggers and longsleeves and really push the limits on the range of weather conditions for that

I'm also gonna feel all clammy and sweaty and gross no matter what I wear, so I will not be wearing a suit to fly

"the dumpsters in the alley where i fuck you are soooo clean like i think they literally scrub them down, it doesn't even smell that bad usually"

well of course i always made it clear that it's, like, a *really* cozy and inviting alley

u can say that to basically everything that happens now

i never felt like my dating app bios were good but then i hear something like this and it's like well thank fuck i'm not That guy