Chairman Meow
@lovenormoney.bsky.social
@benpop from Twitter. I like linguistics, music, and weird programming languages.
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We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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okay I am going to stop clowning on Drake
I knew about the tow truck wars in Toronto but I did not know that MORE THAN 1 IN 8 bullets fired by guns anywhere in Toronto in the year 2024 were related to tow truck driver turf wars???
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
okay I am going to stop clowning on Drake
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advice for programmers about colors
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
advice for programmers about colors
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you really expect me to believe the titular "animal planet" the television channel was created to document has been earth all along? nice try but not falling for it
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
you really expect me to believe the titular "animal planet" the television channel was created to document has been earth all along? nice try but not falling for it
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January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
Started playing Tears of the Kingdom because I got it for Christmas and man I’m so behind on all the memes.
Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?
Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Started playing Tears of the Kingdom because I got it for Christmas and man I’m so behind on all the memes.
Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?
Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?
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I bet if we all added some preservative to our hummingbird nectar to keep it from molding, Anna's hummingbirds would evolve to tolerate it almost immediately.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Bird feeders have caused a dramatic evolution of California hummingbirds
Beaks have grown longer and larger, and ranges have expanded to follow the feeders
www.science.org
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I bet if we all added some preservative to our hummingbird nectar to keep it from molding, Anna's hummingbirds would evolve to tolerate it almost immediately.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
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“The Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.
September 6, 2023 at 1:23 PM
“The Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
Tried to say “ahoge” and accidentally said “ahegao” instead
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Tried to say “ahoge” and accidentally said “ahegao” instead
I’m Officially Old now
Hey hey it’s my birthday
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m Officially Old now
Hey hey it’s my birthday
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey hey it’s my birthday
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you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
YouTube video by StarsVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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oh I remember the review of this www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/e...
March 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
oh I remember the review of this www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/e...
Merry Christmas! 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄
I just saw a bright red Cybertruck
Santa’s new sleigh
Santa’s new sleigh
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I just saw a bright red Cybertruck
Santa’s new sleigh
Santa’s new sleigh
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steam sale haul
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
steam sale haul