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writer. speculative fiction and horror. chaotic poster. old ass millennial. He/Him. Geoffreykeel.com

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 17

Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)

The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time

100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 48m

If anyone asks you what the late 90s were like just show them this image

The Fly’s’ 1998 album Holiday Man
A smiling dude in skate clothes skydiving upside down without his parachute deployed. Sky and land stretch to the horizon. “THE FLYS” and “HOLIDAY MAN” in quicksilver font

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 5h

*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

I love nighttime brain he’s such a weird little guy

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

Woman named Marlene Mee resigned to replying “Yes, just like the movie with the dog,” whenever she gives her name

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

Also, as I get older I’m starting to go a little age-blind, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what 47 should look like

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h

I hate everything this man’s face does

CNN’s Scott Jennings, world’s smuggest ventriloquist’s dummy

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 13h

Hamburger helper I hardly know her her

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

He died doing what he loved, correcting people’s jokes on social media

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining a t-shirt with Jiminy Glick on it and it says “Down with the Glickness”

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 18h

RIP Oscar Wilde, you would’ve been OBSESSED with this dude

kate @boob.quest · 5d

just in case u were curious about whether or not his dosage was actually non-feminizing

before/after bryan johnson photos

his estrogen dosage is very clearly feminizing and you can see how the fat on this face migrated upwards

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes I’ll see a post and I’m like oh what a droll, chuckle-worthy bon mot, but then I see it’s from Al Franken and I’m like ew fuh gah gross

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 20h

People will say "the cruelty is the point" about damn near everything and yet still ask the question "why does Jared Leto keep getting cast in movies if he's box office poison whom everyone hates?"

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a severed employee like in Severance but my job is being a judge for nacho competitions so it's actually pretty rad. All I do and know is waking up and eating nachos.

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 22h

Tidal is frustrating in many ways, and they’re about to add AI functionality to uploads—whatever that ends up looking like is yet to be seen—but it is far better than the alternatives. I’ve been using it since canceling Spotify when they payed Rogan to go exclusive with them and haven’t looked back

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 1d

SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY

YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW

IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS

tidal.com/transfer-music

Ben Hart, Gender Archivist @pavlovforgoths.com · 1d

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 23h

This somehow erased the many, many spaces I left between ¡Uno! and Father of All…

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 23h

A ranking, if you care. Spaces denote significant difference in quality/enjoyment.

1. Dookie
2. Warning
3. American Idiot
4. Insomniac
5. Nimrod
6. Kerplunk
7. 39/Smooth

8. 21st Century Breakdown
9. Saviors

10. Revolution Radio
11. ¡Tre!

12. ¡Dos!

13. ¡Uno!

14. Father of All…

🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Been listening through Green Day’s entire discography, start to finish, and I’ve arrived at 2020’s Father of All Motherfuckers, and it’s still laughable that, on an album for which you brought on Butch Walker and Tchad Blake to make you sound like anything but yourselves, you would promo it this way

The infamous billboard ad buy that reads:

NO FEATURES

NO SWEDISH
SONGWRITERS

NO TRAP BEATS

100% PURE
UNCUT ROCK

GReen DAY
FATHER OF ALL....
OUT NOW

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MikesSpookyMaw 🎃 @mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 23h

Boston Strangler, Oklahoma City Butcher, Skid Row Stabber, and the worst one of all:

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Virginia Ball Shaver

West Virginia, Deaths, 1804-1999

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, as one middle-aged guy to another, I don’t know you and I don’t follow nerdjpg, but nevertheless I’ve happened upon you harassing her with laser-like focus several times over the course of the day, and I want you to know that it’s deeply unhinged behavior and you should really check yourself

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RANSID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · Jun 16

leap thru the eras and become diffrent fellas
i slam in the back of scott bakula

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining a t-shirt with Jiminy Glick on it and it says “Down with the Glickness”

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 1d

the entirety of The Simpsons takes place over perhaps 16 months, in a society experiencing rapid social and technological changes due to Springfield being a lost society of 1988 people rediscovered in the 2300s, where social scientists attempt to bring them up to speed without major culture shock

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 20

The Sunday Feeling™️ (scaries, blues) is due to the fact that Sunday is treated like a weekend day, with all the expectations inherent in that designation, when it is, in actuality, the first day of the week. It’s this discrepancy between expectation and reality that allows space for disquiet to grow

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 25

Macrodosing the Sunday scaries by forgetting it’s Sunday until 10:05 pm

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 6

Cooking up a new discourse

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