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The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time
100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…
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Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)
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FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
My least favorite Black Friday thing is when something I’ve wanted for a while that has been prohibitively expensive gets marked down enough to now be within the realm of feasibility and I start trying to figure out how to justify its purchase even though it’s still very expensive
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November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My least favorite Black Friday thing is when something I’ve wanted for a while that has been prohibitively expensive gets marked down enough to now be within the realm of feasibility and I start trying to figure out how to justify its purchase even though it’s still very expensive
After decades of men’s clothes being big/brown, the late 2010s came in with bright colors and florals and actual silhouettes and that was good and then in the early 2020s we got the concept of draping and that was good, but then in 2024 it was back to big/brown and something precious was lost
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
After decades of men’s clothes being big/brown, the late 2010s came in with bright colors and florals and actual silhouettes and that was good and then in the early 2020s we got the concept of draping and that was good, but then in 2024 it was back to big/brown and something precious was lost
Explaining to my elderly relatives how there’s a sleep paralysis hat man and a Benadryl hat man and how these are not the same man
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Explaining to my elderly relatives how there’s a sleep paralysis hat man and a Benadryl hat man and how these are not the same man
Emails on black Friday be like “30% off everything in the ACLU shop!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Emails on black Friday be like “30% off everything in the ACLU shop!”
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Choking on my own saliva call that phlegm fatale
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Choking on my own saliva call that phlegm fatale
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the five words every girl wants to hear
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the five words every girl wants to hear
I’m really enjoying It: Welcome to Derry so far, except for its central conceit, which is so dumb that I don’t believe even King himself, with his penchant for turning silly into sinister, would have attempted
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m really enjoying It: Welcome to Derry so far, except for its central conceit, which is so dumb that I don’t believe even King himself, with his penchant for turning silly into sinister, would have attempted
Holy shit, It: Welcome to Derry actually did this, jesus christ
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Holy shit, It: Welcome to Derry actually did this, jesus christ
Who up feeling sleepy
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Who up feeling sleepy
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Whenever someone starts counting and they get to four I always prepare for a thumb war…
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whenever someone starts counting and they get to four I always prepare for a thumb war…
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I would like to submit these to the you can eat croutons straight from the bag discourse
November 6, 2023 at 10:18 PM
I would like to submit these to the you can eat croutons straight from the bag discourse
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gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
If you’re cooking your thanksgiving food the day before thanksgiving in order to eat it on thanksgiving then what you’re eating on thanksgiving is thanksgiving leftovers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you’re cooking your thanksgiving food the day before thanksgiving in order to eat it on thanksgiving then what you’re eating on thanksgiving is thanksgiving leftovers
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In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
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no more breaking news only mending news from now on
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
no more breaking news only mending news from now on
Baking pies, watching Tubi’s live MST3k channel, things of that nature
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Baking pies, watching Tubi’s live MST3k channel, things of that nature
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They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans
“I hate when people *insert thing I’ve never once seen anyone do, thereby informing everyone that your family and/or friends are true sickos*”
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I hate when people *insert thing I’ve never once seen anyone do, thereby informing everyone that your family and/or friends are true sickos*”
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I went to a friend’s house for thanksgiving back in high school, and after the meal, his dad went up into the attic and came down with this old cardboard dishwasher box full of boxing gloves and all the men and boys went out in the backyard and boxed, and no one was surprised, like it was tradition
November 23, 2023 at 2:33 PM
I went to a friend’s house for thanksgiving back in high school, and after the meal, his dad went up into the attic and came down with this old cardboard dishwasher box full of boxing gloves and all the men and boys went out in the backyard and boxed, and no one was surprised, like it was tradition
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I’m like if a vampire couldn’t go out after dark. Sun’s goin down sorry gotta sleep or I’ll die
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m like if a vampire couldn’t go out after dark. Sun’s goin down sorry gotta sleep or I’ll die
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Asked my vampire buddy if he’s got my back on this problem I got goin on, and he was like, “You know I vill go to…bat…for you” and I don’t know if he was agreeing or just making one of his little vampire puns he does sometimes
March 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Asked my vampire buddy if he’s got my back on this problem I got goin on, and he was like, “You know I vill go to…bat…for you” and I don’t know if he was agreeing or just making one of his little vampire puns he does sometimes