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The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time
100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…
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Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)
This mfer got a Peanuts mustache
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This mfer got a Peanuts mustache
Soup’s on!
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Soup’s on!
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(To the tune of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”)
🎶 The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🎶
🎶 The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
(To the tune of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”)
🎶 The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🎶
🎶 The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🎶
This world forces us to spend way too much of our one precious life thinking about people who suck
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This world forces us to spend way too much of our one precious life thinking about people who suck
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In my best suit and tie, autograph book in hand, weeping uncontrollably: I thought you said *meet* the rich
May 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
In my best suit and tie, autograph book in hand, weeping uncontrollably: I thought you said *meet* the rich
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what was the name of that guy that played the joker?
jorkquin peanits?
jorkquin peanits?
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
what was the name of that guy that played the joker?
jorkquin peanits?
jorkquin peanits?
My uncle just texted me ”old aunt nance is picking her goose” which for those of you non-hillbillies means it’s snowing
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My uncle just texted me ”old aunt nance is picking her goose” which for those of you non-hillbillies means it’s snowing
Woke up today with a sore throat and a painful cough, so at least I got that going for me
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Woke up today with a sore throat and a painful cough, so at least I got that going for me
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The most astonishingly faithful adaptation yet, but Mary’s remains supreme
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The most astonishingly faithful adaptation yet, but Mary’s remains supreme
My one critique, if I may be so bold, Mr. del Toro: did you consider maybe just once, just one single scene in which the camera doesn’t swoop up and down and in and out? A moment to enjoy in stillness the performances and the design instead of having to grasp in smallest glimpses as they rush past?
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My one critique, if I may be so bold, Mr. del Toro: did you consider maybe just once, just one single scene in which the camera doesn’t swoop up and down and in and out? A moment to enjoy in stillness the performances and the design instead of having to grasp in smallest glimpses as they rush past?
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Recruiting a team of teenagers with attitude to fight my battles for me
July 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Recruiting a team of teenagers with attitude to fight my battles for me
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Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
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Tfw there’s an intruder* in your room
*a gnat so small I almost couldn’t see it
*a gnat so small I almost couldn’t see it
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tfw there’s an intruder* in your room
*a gnat so small I almost couldn’t see it
*a gnat so small I almost couldn’t see it
Every time Forest Whitaker is chewing scenery at someone in Andor, I’m like watch out you’re gonna get Last King of Scotlanded to whoever he’s talking to, and then goddamn if Wilmon doesn’t get Last King of Scotlanded by him
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Every time Forest Whitaker is chewing scenery at someone in Andor, I’m like watch out you’re gonna get Last King of Scotlanded to whoever he’s talking to, and then goddamn if Wilmon doesn’t get Last King of Scotlanded by him
Whenever a musician gives a song or album a long-ass title but then talks about it using a shortened form, I’m like Listen. You did this. No one made you. Own it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Whenever a musician gives a song or album a long-ass title but then talks about it using a shortened form, I’m like Listen. You did this. No one made you. Own it.
I have been stuck on “With Arms Wide Open” for an entire week, ever since someone at White Duck Tacos in Asheville, NC decided it was acceptable to play Creed’s Human Clay (1999) in its whole-ass entirety during the lunch rush
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have been stuck on “With Arms Wide Open” for an entire week, ever since someone at White Duck Tacos in Asheville, NC decided it was acceptable to play Creed’s Human Clay (1999) in its whole-ass entirety during the lunch rush
That moment on “Berghain” when Björk comes in with “The only way to save us is through divine intervention, the only way I will be saved is through divine intervention” followed immediately by Yves Tumor
“I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me”
“I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me”
The operatic, 4-movement, 13-language, sex-and-religion-obsessed, Catalan avant-pop album you may not have known you needed this morning
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That moment on “Berghain” when Björk comes in with “The only way to save us is through divine intervention, the only way I will be saved is through divine intervention” followed immediately by Yves Tumor
“I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me”
“I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me”
The operatic, 4-movement, 13-language, sex-and-religion-obsessed, Catalan avant-pop album you may not have known you needed this morning
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The operatic, 4-movement, 13-language, sex-and-religion-obsessed, Catalan avant-pop album you may not have known you needed this morning
I think it would be pretty easy for me to make MrBeast cry
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think it would be pretty easy for me to make MrBeast cry
I got that god in me
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I got that god in me
I think what I like best about Baja Blast is that my grandparents painted their house seafoam green in 1973, 9 years before I was born, and kept it that way until 1998, so that in my mind, it’s the color of safety and comfort
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I think what I like best about Baja Blast is that my grandparents painted their house seafoam green in 1973, 9 years before I was born, and kept it that way until 1998, so that in my mind, it’s the color of safety and comfort