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planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀

not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes

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oprah winfrey is asking what is the truth while talking to a camera .
Alt: oprah asking “so what is the truth?”
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
why are people screaming in commercials again
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
is there anything more disappointing than a winter tomato?
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
managed to grab my phone juuuust in time 😍
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Nikon F3 100mm shot on Lucky 200 film
#photography
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
what if people on here were normal? 💖
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
i can do this too kinda
When sprinkles are submerged in liquid nitrogen, they rapidly cool to −196 °C, causing the trapped moisture and air inside them to contract and the sugar structure to become brittle. cen.acs.org/education/Ch...

#CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
😭😭😭
I once went to the Michigan-Ohio State game at Michigan Stadium and the Michigan students kept taunting this Ohio State fan wearing glasses by saying “you look smart, why aren’t you with us?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
gn :)
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
everyone stop posting!!! I can’t watch The Shows tonight!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
not to be that one friend who’s too woke but I think that Americans should be reminded of the extraordinary horrors of chattel slavery as often as possible
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
idk how many geese I have seen in my life up to this point, but after today that number is firmly in the thousands lol
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Significant news out of NASA earth science: They've finally selected two new missions for its explorers competed line, cost capped at $335M: EDGE, a next-gen lidar and successor to Icesat-2/GEDI, and STRIVE, a limb sounder for pollution and more and much-needed successor to Aura.
NASA Selects Two Earth System Explorers Missions - NASA
These two missions were selected for continued development as part of NASA’s Earth System Explorers Program, which conducts principal investigator-led Earth
www.nasa.gov
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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does your local meteorologist do the weather with adoptable pets?! cause i do ❤️
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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apparently there are dangerous pesticide levels in Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea which makes perfect sense and would explain my Whole Deal. I believe plastics and pesticides are speaking thru me even in this moment
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
surprised this hasn't been renamed "unalived bridge" yet
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
gm I saw two bald eagles 🦅🇺🇸🫡
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
gm :)
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
instagram when there’s an AI generated pic on your discover page: 🦗

instagram when you open said AI generated pic: 🦗🦗🦗

instagram when you dm that very same AI generated to someone: 🚨🤖🚨‼️🔔⚠️🚨🚨☣️🤖‼️📢🚨🚨🤖
sooo many of you losers are fooled by fake AI-generated hotties on instagram, could never be me smh

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February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
sooo many of you losers are fooled by fake AI-generated hotties on instagram, could never be me smh

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February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
mariah, re: her:
i don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
that one “fun” professor deriving the thermal wind equation:
I bet it feels so good to be a polar vortex
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM