michael ❄️
@radplanets.com
planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀
not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes
ig: radplanets_
baltimorean, actually 🦀
not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes
ig: radplanets_
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ok. heating pad was definitely the wrong option 😀
knee hort :(
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ok. heating pad was definitely the wrong option 😀
siri how to caramelize onions faster
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
siri how to caramelize onions faster
“1 large carrot (8oz)”
how tf…
how tf…
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“1 large carrot (8oz)”
how tf…
how tf…
pov: you’re taking a picture of a pressure gauge but have the wrong camera on
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
pov: you’re taking a picture of a pressure gauge but have the wrong camera on
don’t make Cher pretend to sing just let her do her little dances 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
don’t make Cher pretend to sing just let her do her little dances 🥰
more than half of these ads are wicked themed…
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
more than half of these ads are wicked themed…
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personal finance hack: forget to do things!
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
personal finance hack: forget to do things!
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"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
hiccuped and burped at the same time, hopefully that does a factory reset
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
hiccuped and burped at the same time, hopefully that does a factory reset
……
Knowlton Anderson, who says he is Abraham Lincoln’s second cousin, six-times removed, is speaking at the funeral
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
……
climate scientists predicting global warming:
I really don’t know clouds at all.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
climate scientists predicting global warming:
what’s going on with Rubin? weren’t they supposed to start survey ops before the end of the year?
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
what’s going on with Rubin? weren’t they supposed to start survey ops before the end of the year?
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you will be visited by 3 posts
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you will be visited by 3 posts
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does anyone actually ever feel Not Sleepy? is it real??
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
does anyone actually ever feel Not Sleepy? is it real??
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
dat CH stretch
Love this plot of the infrared absorption of lots of different hydrocarbon molecules (and DMS). Titan measurements are used here as an exercise for interpretation of exoplanet measurements.
Niraula+
iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3...
🧪🔭☄️🪐
Niraula+
iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3...
🧪🔭☄️🪐
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
dat CH stretch
Welcome to the Curio Shop. Hope you find what you're looking for!
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Welcome to the Curio Shop. Hope you find what you're looking for!
season finale next week boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
[homer simpson voice] purilibus, pluribilus!
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
season finale next week boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
oh god Carol’s gonna fall in love with the hive isn’t she
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
oh god Carol’s gonna fall in love with the hive isn’t she
WHAT
Just incredible that a Reddit poster, as confirmed by the Attorney General, was the key witness who helped crack the Brown University and MIT shootings.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
WHAT
[homer simpson voice] purilibus, pluribilus!
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
[homer simpson voice] purilibus, pluribilus!