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redzone audio fucked up for the millionth time this season, good thing this service isn’t ridiculously expensiv
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my new neighbors across the street fly an Oregon flag out front while I fly a Tech flag, this could be beautiful
Your final 2025 College Football Playoff bracket:
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Notre Dame and BYU are out because the football Gods are Lutheran
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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(on a plane and catching up)

Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I deleted Twitter from my phone and my mental health immediately improved 😂
Sorry for your loss.

By the way - are you on BlueSky exclusively now (no more X/Twitter)?
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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So what exactly are the Raiders building?

That’s the question bouncing around the facility and being whispered across the league. And the people who’ve lived it aren’t sugarcoating a thing.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
😊
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tim Tebow looks as orange as Trump
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
even with aquaphor my lips are so cracked and dry how do you people live like this
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
LMAOOOOOOOO 🫡 TQ is a good sport
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
EVERYTHING RUNS THROUGH LUBBOCK
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love tech so fucking much
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All are welcome WRECK EM TECH
I'm happy for my friend @johnthenaptist.bsky.social and his Technology team. Probably feels nice rooting for a team who has a legit chance to win it all. I hope he'll adopt me as a honorary fan for their playoff run #tortillasup
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
another alcoholic W
Looking good so far for the alcoholics today! ☝️☝️ #WreckEm
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🤭
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC

And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Grown man named Bear
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ball don’t lie
just not calling pass interference I guess
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM