@lolwut.bsky.social
In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
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10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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people at work today
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
people at work today
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Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.
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The case effectively hinges on the law’s definition of the word “consumer.”
Supreme Court to decide how 1988 videotape privacy law applies to online video
Salazar v. Paramount hinges on video privacy law's definition of "consumer."
arstechnica.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The case effectively hinges on the law’s definition of the word “consumer.”
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3. dark boomers rising
It’s worth watching the videos (there are two) in the story. Two things struck me: 1) This is Wyoming! and 2) the questions are not hard, nor are the questioners rude. Yet she scurries away as though any disagreement is more than she should be asked to bear.
'Hageman then gathered her folders, waved goodbye to the audience and exited the stage through a side door while people booed and one man shouted “coward” and “chickenshit.”'
GOP Rep. Harriet Hageman - of WYOMING - was booed out of her town hall last night.
wyofile.com/hageman-cuts...
GOP Rep. Harriet Hageman - of WYOMING - was booed out of her town hall last night.
wyofile.com/hageman-cuts...
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
3. dark boomers rising
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I hope this story gets the attention it deserves today.
F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...
F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...
FBI Raids Georgia Election Office as Trump Expands Attack on Democracy
Trump’s revenge quest over the 2020 election has reached its next stage.
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I hope this story gets the attention it deserves today.
F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...
F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Really big deal tbh. We talk so much about the multimillion-dollar salaries in a lot of pro leagues that I think a lot of people don’t realize Olympic athletes are sometimes just scraping by. A lot of “should I start a career that makes money or do another four years of this” conversations
The U.S. Government Doesn’t Fund Olympic Athletes. So One Man Is Paying Them $200,000 Each.
www.wsj.com/sports/olymp...
www.wsj.com/sports/olymp...
The U.S. Government Doesn’t Fund Olympic Athletes. So One Man Is Paying Them $200,000 Each.
A $100 million gift from financier Ross Stevens will give American Olympians what many have never had: a retirement nest egg.
www.wsj.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Really big deal tbh. We talk so much about the multimillion-dollar salaries in a lot of pro leagues that I think a lot of people don’t realize Olympic athletes are sometimes just scraping by. A lot of “should I start a career that makes money or do another four years of this” conversations
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who's ready for two weeks of bad 'superb owl' jokes
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
who's ready for two weeks of bad 'superb owl' jokes
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
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this advice from @drewmagary.bsky.social is dead on.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
this advice from @drewmagary.bsky.social is dead on.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
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The National Park Service has dismantled exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Independence National Historical Park.
Here are some of the signs that were removed and why they were flagged.
Here are some of the signs that were removed and why they were flagged.
Here are the signs the Trump administration removed from Independence Park
www.inquirer.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The National Park Service has dismantled exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Independence National Historical Park.
Here are some of the signs that were removed and why they were flagged.
Here are some of the signs that were removed and why they were flagged.
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more like Aimless Klobuchar send skeet
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar has filed the initial paperwork to run for Minnesota governor, laying the groundwork for a bid to replace Gov. Tim Walz.
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar takes step toward run for Minnesota governor
The move comes several weeks after Gov. Tim Walz announced he was dropping out of a bid for a third term amid a mounting Medicaid fraud crisis.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
more like Aimless Klobuchar send skeet
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“our brown shirts that say we did NOT target a child seem to be raising questions already answered by our brown shirts”
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“our brown shirts that say we did NOT target a child seem to be raising questions already answered by our brown shirts”
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Stop telling me to “let that sink in” I am fully saturated and cannot let anything else sink in
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Stop telling me to “let that sink in” I am fully saturated and cannot let anything else sink in
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“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
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That bear seems super chill and you probably could pet it if you had purer vibes
If you get attacked after engaging in this sort of behavior with wildlife, I will have zero sympathy for you.
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That bear seems super chill and you probably could pet it if you had purer vibes
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Profits go down: We regret to announce that we have to destroy the world.
Profits go up: We're delighted to announce that we have to destroy the world.
Profits go up: We're delighted to announce that we have to destroy the world.
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Profits go down: We regret to announce that we have to destroy the world.
Profits go up: We're delighted to announce that we have to destroy the world.
Profits go up: We're delighted to announce that we have to destroy the world.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS