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Transsexual retail worker. She/her
Total war hammer 40k
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everywhere you go by the gin blossoms
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Far and Away is Ron Howard’s Star Wars
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I interact with AI voluntarily 0 times per day. Every scrap of AI that comes my way is a trespass against me. I will have my vengeance
Here's hoping Pew Research is an acceptable source
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Korn sounds like how hitting a vape in public feels
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Spire update A13 beat for real this time
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If a nonhuman plant or animal were responsible the destructive things to the world we do, people would rightly treat it as a horrifying existential threat
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The fucked up thing is that if they ported morrowind I would buy a switch 2 immediately
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Spire update correction: a12 done. Now on a13
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bandai Namco announces King of Iron Fist tournament to appoint a new director to the Tekken series
📰 Tekken Series Director Katsuhiro Harada Exits Bandai Namco After 30 Years

Katsuhiro Harada, the visionary director behind the acclaimed Tekken series, has announced his departure from Bandai Namco Entertainment,...

🔗 https://animenewsdaily.us/articles/45046

#AnimeNews #Crunchyroll
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Succubus but for Piss. Pissuccubus
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You forgot lotr
so the only non-dud trilogies are Alien, LotR, Toy Story and Star Wars right?
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Lend me 20 to 30 k to film a sitcom and I estimate I can earn nearly all your money back
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve decided that my new job is playing music for coin on my mandolin. One problem i suck.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Love how the pope just gets to vague post “some of you are making yourself opponents to gods justice” oooo I bet some cardinals are in trouble
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dark souls text: girl, you’re unemployed!
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We need drafts man. This kind of shit has got to stay in the chamber
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spire update: 12,11,11,11. I’m so smart for putting offering in lightning in a bottle. Genius
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Spire update 11/11/11/11 complete. I slowed down because I’ve been playing quite badly
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think a lot of things are pretty stupid and uncool
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fish: So you evolved to walk around outside of water, that’s cool. So like no water at all? Oh you can go more than a few days without it? I guess that’s pretty neat. But you feel more comfortable drinking every few hours, huh. But too much water kills you? I think that’s interesting
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My tragic flaw is that I’m high and smelly and unemployed and transexual
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM