Girlfriend
@chainchompist.bsky.social
Transsexual retail worker. She/her
Fish: So you evolved to walk around outside of water, that’s cool. So like no water at all? Oh you can go more than a few days without it? I guess that’s pretty neat. But you feel more comfortable drinking every few hours, huh. But too much water kills you? I think that’s interesting
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Fish: So you evolved to walk around outside of water, that’s cool. So like no water at all? Oh you can go more than a few days without it? I guess that’s pretty neat. But you feel more comfortable drinking every few hours, huh. But too much water kills you? I think that’s interesting
My tragic flaw is that I’m high and smelly and unemployed and transexual
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My tragic flaw is that I’m high and smelly and unemployed and transexual
I’m quitting my job because they made the POS about 5-10% less usable on purpose to better serve self checkout workflow out customers.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m quitting my job because they made the POS about 5-10% less usable on purpose to better serve self checkout workflow out customers.
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
I would have really liked to see muppets knives out
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I would have really liked to see muppets knives out
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woke 2 sends its regards
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
woke 2 sends its regards
I think we should do the holy war against the thinking machines while they are in crib so to speak.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think we should do the holy war against the thinking machines while they are in crib so to speak.
One us us should become a physician assistant and timber stamp 10 billion prescriptions for nothing. We could provide this service in a less extractive way
NEW: Helen Webberley of GenderGP today announced the expansion of her for-profit subscription hormone service to the US. The service will initially be available in 9 states.
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social spoke to Webberley for Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social spoke to Webberley for Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Helen Webberley of GenderGP Opens US Gender Meds Service — Assigned
Webberly lost her license in the UK for practicing an affirming model of care. Assigned Media interviewed her about a newly announced expansion into her US.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One us us should become a physician assistant and timber stamp 10 billion prescriptions for nothing. We could provide this service in a less extractive way
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if you're trans you have to blast fat ropes. if nothing else that's okay. but you have to blast fat ropes.
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
if you're trans you have to blast fat ropes. if nothing else that's okay. but you have to blast fat ropes.
A Big Mac still costs three dollars it’s just that 15 dollars is worth three dollars now. CPI takes this into account, as you can see from my graph.I’ve depicted my line as going up and your line as going down. This is a sign of a good economy
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A Big Mac still costs three dollars it’s just that 15 dollars is worth three dollars now. CPI takes this into account, as you can see from my graph.I’ve depicted my line as going up and your line as going down. This is a sign of a good economy
I’ve finally invented the spire from the cautionary tale “do not try to slay the spire”. Time to slay it
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ve finally invented the spire from the cautionary tale “do not try to slay the spire”. Time to slay it
He’s from the Atlantic, all he knows is rage bait and lie. You don’t have to engage with his stupid post. Stupidity is the point
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
He’s from the Atlantic, all he knows is rage bait and lie. You don’t have to engage with his stupid post. Stupidity is the point
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i love how so many of the trans women i follow post exclusively like they are talking to other trans women and i’m out here on the sidelines like an anthropologist
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i love how so many of the trans women i follow post exclusively like they are talking to other trans women and i’m out here on the sidelines like an anthropologist
What’s the longest poop you’ve ever taken. I just had a 40 incher
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What’s the longest poop you’ve ever taken. I just had a 40 incher
Anyone want to give me the skinny on the best way to learn magic?
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Anyone want to give me the skinny on the best way to learn magic?
Spire update: 11/10/10/10
Having one less potion is a pain in my ass, but also I have clearly grown as a player.
Having one less potion is a pain in my ass, but also I have clearly grown as a player.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Spire update: 11/10/10/10
Having one less potion is a pain in my ass, but also I have clearly grown as a player.
Having one less potion is a pain in my ass, but also I have clearly grown as a player.
Breaking fallout four by getting your ma and da back together
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Breaking fallout four by getting your ma and da back together
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puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
Retail would be better if you could call customers “dipshit”
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Retail would be better if you could call customers “dipshit”
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vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
A death threat from Patton Oswald needs to be taken very seriously considering ya know
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A death threat from Patton Oswald needs to be taken very seriously considering ya know
Hats off to our beloved mods but it’s a crazy time in history to try to keep a death threat free social media site. Like read the room
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hats off to our beloved mods but it’s a crazy time in history to try to keep a death threat free social media site. Like read the room
My body is a machine that turns calories and water into extractable surplus value for my employer
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My body is a machine that turns calories and water into extractable surplus value for my employer
Sheet music for mandolin or violin makes so much more sense to me than guitar sheet music
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sheet music for mandolin or violin makes so much more sense to me than guitar sheet music