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I do really find Mr Beasts particular brand of smirking dead eyed indifference to the work of artists and anything they might have to say while also desperately trying to profit off of them makes him a perfect symbol of modern capitalism
December 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I do really find Mr Beasts particular brand of smirking dead eyed indifference to the work of artists and anything they might have to say while also desperately trying to profit off of them makes him a perfect symbol of modern capitalism
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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replace traditional job interviews with observing how they eat corn on the cob
December 18, 2024 at 11:04 AM
replace traditional job interviews with observing how they eat corn on the cob
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[bing crosby voice] 🎶 have yourself an existential crisis
December 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
[bing crosby voice] 🎶 have yourself an existential crisis
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“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck
December 16, 2024 at 11:59 PM
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck
Cackling at this whole thread
Shopping on Amazon, which do you feel is the most trusted brand: Furologee, HOOBRO, YITAHOME, or Yaheetech?
December 16, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Cackling at this whole thread
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Also, continuing to be a billionaire while others suffer is an incredibly immoral act. It's like watching people dying of asthma attacks while you're sitting on a box of inhalers.
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Also, continuing to be a billionaire while others suffer is an incredibly immoral act. It's like watching people dying of asthma attacks while you're sitting on a box of inhalers.
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Pleading insanity in small claims court.
December 6, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Pleading insanity in small claims court.
Eat birthday cake whenever you want, there are no rules.
December 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Eat birthday cake whenever you want, there are no rules.
In my Soviet PE teacher era (wearing a grey sweat suit eating 1 hard boiled egg for breakfast)
December 4, 2024 at 3:48 PM
In my Soviet PE teacher era (wearing a grey sweat suit eating 1 hard boiled egg for breakfast)
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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for whom the doom scrolls
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 AM
for whom the doom scrolls
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I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
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It's a practice called "reputation laundering", and Gates has always been weirdly good at it. But he's ultimately still a billionaire, and you don't get a billion dollars by being a good person.
November 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
It's a practice called "reputation laundering", and Gates has always been weirdly good at it. But he's ultimately still a billionaire, and you don't get a billion dollars by being a good person.
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[yelling over club music] Has anyone seen my tamagotchi
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 AM
[yelling over club music] Has anyone seen my tamagotchi
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when I was a little girl, everybody said I couldn't be the pope. but here I am, wearing a dope as fuck hat judging the shit of everybody
November 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
when I was a little girl, everybody said I couldn't be the pope. but here I am, wearing a dope as fuck hat judging the shit of everybody
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We’re still reeling from the Reagan years.
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 PM
We’re still reeling from the Reagan years.
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fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...
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Tarot is always like “The Nuts in the Woodchipper isn’t necessarily bad”
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Tarot is always like “The Nuts in the Woodchipper isn’t necessarily bad”
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everyone laughing at Drake; imagine he’s been shot and forced into a wheelchair…not so funny now, is it?
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
everyone laughing at Drake; imagine he’s been shot and forced into a wheelchair…not so funny now, is it?
Shout out to my home insurance company for always wishing me a happy thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Shout out to my home insurance company for always wishing me a happy thanksgiving.