Mario Santana
@modsant.bsky.social
mostly dad rock jokes 🎸volunteer audio engineer at WFMU 🎛️ i punch up & to the right ☭ nyc
www.thelifeonmars.com
www.thelifeonmars.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gen X died this week y’all 😢
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Gen X died this week y’all 😢
no Luigis needed in China! 💫
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
no Luigis needed in China! 💫
I love that the sales pitch for AI is that we’re all morons who can’t possibly do what humans have done since the dawn of time
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I love that the sales pitch for AI is that we’re all morons who can’t possibly do what humans have done since the dawn of time
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
lotta hype for new @thelifeonmarsnyc music coming soon❗️the band keeps singing ”we’re gonna be golden” 🎵 don’t have the heart to tell ‘em no one sells gold records anymore 😬 #kpopdemonhunters #thelifeonmars
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lotta hype for new @thelifeonmarsnyc music coming soon❗️the band keeps singing ”we’re gonna be golden” 🎵 don’t have the heart to tell ‘em no one sells gold records anymore 😬 #kpopdemonhunters #thelifeonmars
tree has been accessorized! ✨
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
tree has been accessorized! ✨
well, it’s that time of year again ✨🦌🎁⛄️
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
well, it’s that time of year again ✨🦌🎁⛄️
another dystopian late-stage capitalist societal failure disguised as a heartwarming feel-good news story just dropped 🙌🇺🇸
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
another dystopian late-stage capitalist societal failure disguised as a heartwarming feel-good news story just dropped 🙌🇺🇸
what stage of capitalism is this
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
what stage of capitalism is this
hiring a cellist can be expensive. homemade is always better.
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
hiring a cellist can be expensive. homemade is always better.
tfw South American countries begin electing progressive leaders who’d rather build with China than bomb with the US ☕️
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
tfw South American countries begin electing progressive leaders who’d rather build with China than bomb with the US ☕️
Si no puedes publicar un mensaje en una oración, cierra la sesión
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Si no puedes publicar un mensaje en una oración, cierra la sesión
America can't even do a proper psyop anymore, which is actually a good thing
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
America can't even do a proper psyop anymore, which is actually a good thing
Truman hopes you had a thankful Thursday 🤠
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Truman hopes you had a thankful Thursday 🤠
new term for employment just dropped 📉🇺🇸 #blackfriday
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
new term for employment just dropped 📉🇺🇸 #blackfriday
new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet
today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸
remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃
imagine Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being more progressive than the Democratic Party ☕️
Tucker Carlson Calls Israel a Terrorist state...!!😲
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
imagine Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being more progressive than the Democratic Party ☕️
amazing seeing Trump fascinated with anyone over 18
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
amazing seeing Trump fascinated with anyone over 18
Finally some unity 🇺🇸
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Finally some unity 🇺🇸
tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI
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So? It’s legal. The system isn’t broken and you are a Dem Party PAC whose sole purpose is to maintain that duopoly. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social is nothing more than rage bait.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So? It’s legal. The system isn’t broken and you are a Dem Party PAC whose sole purpose is to maintain that duopoly. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social is nothing more than rage bait.