Library Yeti loves Krampus
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Favorite soap-boxes:
-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
[twilight zone music plays]
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[twilight zone music plays]
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With the news that the US wants to have five years of your social media history allow me to remind you of the tool I built to scrub your skeets
GitHub - Gorcenski/skeeter-deleter: A script for auto-deleting Bluesky posts
A script for auto-deleting Bluesky posts. Contribute to Gorcenski/skeeter-deleter development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
With the news that the US wants to have five years of your social media history allow me to remind you of the tool I built to scrub your skeets
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The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Washington Post editorial board really speaking truth to power
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
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Lazyass screenwriting
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lazyass screenwriting
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Zach says more to Quentin Tarantino:
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Zach says more to Quentin Tarantino:
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Tonight's spammer trying to extract money from me for "marketing services" calls themselves "Janet Storypitch," and, as the kids said in 2016, I can't even with this right now
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight's spammer trying to extract money from me for "marketing services" calls themselves "Janet Storypitch," and, as the kids said in 2016, I can't even with this right now
in conclusion DO NOT BUY A RAINCOAT THAT IS NOT WATERPROOF ("water-resistant" is bullshit) AND DO NOT BUY ONE THAT DOES NOT HAVE A HOOD. THESE RAINCOATS ARE CRAP. PEOPLE WHO RECOMMEND THEM HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A DOWNPOUR IN THEIR LIVES.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
in conclusion DO NOT BUY A RAINCOAT THAT IS NOT WATERPROOF ("water-resistant" is bullshit) AND DO NOT BUY ONE THAT DOES NOT HAVE A HOOD. THESE RAINCOATS ARE CRAP. PEOPLE WHO RECOMMEND THEM HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A DOWNPOUR IN THEIR LIVES.
My raincoat:
-oversized (bc it was only on sale at a huge size and I am cheap af)
-folds/rolls up into a little bag
-does not breathe at all
-totally waterproof
-has a hood
-saves me from downpours
-lack of breathability = can be used to keep me warm in a cold room.
-oversized (bc it was only on sale at a huge size and I am cheap af)
-folds/rolls up into a little bag
-does not breathe at all
-totally waterproof
-has a hood
-saves me from downpours
-lack of breathability = can be used to keep me warm in a cold room.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My raincoat:
-oversized (bc it was only on sale at a huge size and I am cheap af)
-folds/rolls up into a little bag
-does not breathe at all
-totally waterproof
-has a hood
-saves me from downpours
-lack of breathability = can be used to keep me warm in a cold room.
-oversized (bc it was only on sale at a huge size and I am cheap af)
-folds/rolls up into a little bag
-does not breathe at all
-totally waterproof
-has a hood
-saves me from downpours
-lack of breathability = can be used to keep me warm in a cold room.
I need to talk about an issue close to my heart: RAINCOATS.
I have seen a lot of style articles talk about raincoats and they are LYING TO YOU about what constitutes a good one. A quality raincoat needs 2 things:
1. to be WATERPROOF (not "water-resistant")
2. to have a hood
I have seen a lot of style articles talk about raincoats and they are LYING TO YOU about what constitutes a good one. A quality raincoat needs 2 things:
1. to be WATERPROOF (not "water-resistant")
2. to have a hood
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I need to talk about an issue close to my heart: RAINCOATS.
I have seen a lot of style articles talk about raincoats and they are LYING TO YOU about what constitutes a good one. A quality raincoat needs 2 things:
1. to be WATERPROOF (not "water-resistant")
2. to have a hood
I have seen a lot of style articles talk about raincoats and they are LYING TO YOU about what constitutes a good one. A quality raincoat needs 2 things:
1. to be WATERPROOF (not "water-resistant")
2. to have a hood
If my nana heard about this, she would resurrect herself just to come back and slap the shit out of me.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If my nana heard about this, she would resurrect herself just to come back and slap the shit out of me.
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"The Screwtape Emails"
AI is going to take away so many jobs from hardworking devils who are just trying to make an honest living tempting people to sell their souls and practice necromancy the old-fashioned way.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"The Screwtape Emails"
ceci n'est pas un chat
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ceci n'est pas un chat
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One thing I've learned as a media critic involves scale. The tools of criticism work within certain boundaries like the metaphor in use here: five-alarm fire. Our imaginations can handle that. The PR team will respond. "I'm running my ideas for CNN past the president" is too huge to be criticizable.
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One thing I've learned as a media critic involves scale. The tools of criticism work within certain boundaries like the metaphor in use here: five-alarm fire. Our imaginations can handle that. The PR team will respond. "I'm running my ideas for CNN past the president" is too huge to be criticizable.
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Hear me out. Maybe it’s three ghosts of cognitive tests visiting him in the night.
I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hear me out. Maybe it’s three ghosts of cognitive tests visiting him in the night.
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I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
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not entirely convinced we're not seeing a Weekend at Bernie's by way of a Real Doll tbh
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
not entirely convinced we're not seeing a Weekend at Bernie's by way of a Real Doll tbh
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All righty then, so the US is now a nation ruled by white supremacist mass murdering pirates. Wheee.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
All righty then, so the US is now a nation ruled by white supremacist mass murdering pirates. Wheee.
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this is a rich text, so to speak
If I didn’t see this myself on Truth Social I’d assume it was some phishing site
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
this is a rich text, so to speak
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.”
2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.”
3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”
2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.”
3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”
Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.” 2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.” 3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.” 4. “She ...
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.”
2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.”
3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”
2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.”
3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”
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A classic of the genre
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A classic of the genre
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Remember that cringe story he told about being on a date with Rosario Dawson…and she told him she had no idea he thought that was a date because it wasn’t?
It’s time to have a conversation about Questlove and Friends
Jimmy Fallon has the integrity of a cardboard bed
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Remember that cringe story he told about being on a date with Rosario Dawson…and she told him she had no idea he thought that was a date because it wasn’t?
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.