Two-piece Advocate
@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
He cleaned up his IG following list in the last few weeks. They unfollowed Candace Owens and MTG, but they missed this one
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He cleaned up his IG following list in the last few weeks. They unfollowed Candace Owens and MTG, but they missed this one
I would never mount a tv on a wall
This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says"leave him,he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I would never mount a tv on a wall
We don’t talk enough about how concealed-carry suburban normies are completely unhinged—because what do you mean you live in a safe neighborhood, and don’t have ops, but you gotta keep that thang on you at all times? Are you okay, bro?
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We don’t talk enough about how concealed-carry suburban normies are completely unhinged—because what do you mean you live in a safe neighborhood, and don’t have ops, but you gotta keep that thang on you at all times? Are you okay, bro?
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Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
Why would someone DRIVE from Washington state to Washington DC to shoot a couple national guardsmen with a revolver? Do you know how many active duty soldiers he had to pass?
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Why would someone DRIVE from Washington state to Washington DC to shoot a couple national guardsmen with a revolver? Do you know how many active duty soldiers he had to pass?
That woman makes those babies work that lemonade stand for 6-8 hours at a time, in all weather. Child protective services have been called multiple times and they won’t do anything
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That woman makes those babies work that lemonade stand for 6-8 hours at a time, in all weather. Child protective services have been called multiple times and they won’t do anything
Caring about the disheveled doll meme is certainly a choice
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Caring about the disheveled doll meme is certainly a choice
I saw a woman TikTok claiming to be dropping advanced NYC insight claiming Prospect Park >>> Central Park, and Friends…Friends, this is low-level ball knowledge. This is what you believe as a transplant with fewer than 10 years in the city.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I saw a woman TikTok claiming to be dropping advanced NYC insight claiming Prospect Park >>> Central Park, and Friends…Friends, this is low-level ball knowledge. This is what you believe as a transplant with fewer than 10 years in the city.
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People who pull through parking spots, in the parking lot, what the entire fuck is wrong with you?
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
People who pull through parking spots, in the parking lot, what the entire fuck is wrong with you?
My Chitlins take:
Everybody who made them in my family died years ago, but I remember them fondly. I decided to make a pot a couple years ago and my takeaway is this: that shit is LABOR. I’ve never worked harder or longer to cook anything. Those elders who made them loved the hell out of you.
Everybody who made them in my family died years ago, but I remember them fondly. I decided to make a pot a couple years ago and my takeaway is this: that shit is LABOR. I’ve never worked harder or longer to cook anything. Those elders who made them loved the hell out of you.
Your chitlins hot takes are boring.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My Chitlins take:
Everybody who made them in my family died years ago, but I remember them fondly. I decided to make a pot a couple years ago and my takeaway is this: that shit is LABOR. I’ve never worked harder or longer to cook anything. Those elders who made them loved the hell out of you.
Everybody who made them in my family died years ago, but I remember them fondly. I decided to make a pot a couple years ago and my takeaway is this: that shit is LABOR. I’ve never worked harder or longer to cook anything. Those elders who made them loved the hell out of you.
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
Black culture without Black people has been the music industry’s goal since Al Jolson.
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
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The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Black culture without Black people has been the music industry’s goal since Al Jolson.
Am I the only one who remembers the boogaloo boys? Did we all just forget about that?
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Am I the only one who remembers the boogaloo boys? Did we all just forget about that?
This National Guard shooting is a Reichstag fire and you will never convince me otherwise. The people simply don’t have the same ill will toward the guardsmen that they have for ICE/CBP
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This National Guard shooting is a Reichstag fire and you will never convince me otherwise. The people simply don’t have the same ill will toward the guardsmen that they have for ICE/CBP
My wife just used the phrase “boiling crack“, which is technically correct, but sounds crazy as hell
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My wife just used the phrase “boiling crack“, which is technically correct, but sounds crazy as hell
Not that I don’t see the value
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not that I don’t see the value
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
Nobody thinks the average American would live in New York if money was no object. The average American is a car loving basic who just wants a big warm weather suburb
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nobody thinks the average American would live in New York if money was no object. The average American is a car loving basic who just wants a big warm weather suburb
I got an oil change today and they told me my cabin air filter looked fine, and I’ve never been more confused in my life
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I got an oil change today and they told me my cabin air filter looked fine, and I’ve never been more confused in my life
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I start cooking Wednesday, but I had no idea anyone cooked the TURKEY in advance. Y’all be serving reheated turkey?
I did not know people cooked the day of Thanksgiving until Twitter. I don’t mean one or two things. I mean they started cooking everythinggggg the day of including the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I start cooking Wednesday, but I had no idea anyone cooked the TURKEY in advance. Y’all be serving reheated turkey?
I hate to break it to you, but as someone in tech, at a non-tech corporation, I have absolutely no idea what happens in my company’s core business. You could tell me anything? We’re using fake meat? Sure. Why not, other than the fact that it makes no business sense.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hate to break it to you, but as someone in tech, at a non-tech corporation, I have absolutely no idea what happens in my company’s core business. You could tell me anything? We’re using fake meat? Sure. Why not, other than the fact that it makes no business sense.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Again, wholesale chicken is .81/lb. It’s one of the cheapest meats you can find. The cost of creating infrastructure to process rat/cat/dog/whatever is higher than the price of selling chicken, by orders of magnitude. It just doesn’t make business sense.
Who said it was lab grown? It could be colored rat meat, the 3d printing comment is more like they mold it into the shapes
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Again, wholesale chicken is .81/lb. It’s one of the cheapest meats you can find. The cost of creating infrastructure to process rat/cat/dog/whatever is higher than the price of selling chicken, by orders of magnitude. It just doesn’t make business sense.