Laslo Jott
@laslojott.com
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ queer nb / trans gal, musician, audio engineer, gamer, cat parent, nerd
Find my music wherever you want or at https://laslojott.com
Find my music wherever you want or at https://laslojott.com
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every normal civilian has to react to a terrifying situation in some perfect manner or they deserve to die. every cop gets to claim that they are constantly in danger so they get be wildly emotional and take the maximally paranoid view of their surroundings at all times
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
every normal civilian has to react to a terrifying situation in some perfect manner or they deserve to die. every cop gets to claim that they are constantly in danger so they get be wildly emotional and take the maximally paranoid view of their surroundings at all times
If it doesn’t make sense to start a project at work with 15 minutes left for the day, I should be allowed to leave 15 minutes early.
Then of course, it wouldn’t make sense to start anything in those last 15 minutes.
Thinking this through, can I argue that it doesn’t make sense to come in at all?
Then of course, it wouldn’t make sense to start anything in those last 15 minutes.
Thinking this through, can I argue that it doesn’t make sense to come in at all?
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If it doesn’t make sense to start a project at work with 15 minutes left for the day, I should be allowed to leave 15 minutes early.
Then of course, it wouldn’t make sense to start anything in those last 15 minutes.
Thinking this through, can I argue that it doesn’t make sense to come in at all?
Then of course, it wouldn’t make sense to start anything in those last 15 minutes.
Thinking this through, can I argue that it doesn’t make sense to come in at all?
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broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
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centrists every time a cop violently murders an innocent person in broad daylight from multiple angles:
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
centrists every time a cop violently murders an innocent person in broad daylight from multiple angles:
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Kind of shit I'm trying to be on
January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Kind of shit I'm trying to be on
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Quid, meet quo.
The Supreme Court sets aside lower court decisions upholding convictions for bribery related to the FIFA scandal because the Trump administration decided to dismiss those criminal cases "in the interests of justice." The FIFA prosecution ends in a whimper. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Quid, meet quo.
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Stop saying unprecedented. That implies it's not been done before but might be ok. The word you're looking for is illegal, fascist, despotic, cruel, unhinged, stupid, etc.
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Stop saying unprecedented. That implies it's not been done before but might be ok. The word you're looking for is illegal, fascist, despotic, cruel, unhinged, stupid, etc.
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This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
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Right wingers: I’m a “I hate my wife guy”
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Right wingers: I’m a “I hate my wife guy”
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Listen, just because I’m sleepy it doesn’t mean I.. umm.. I… you know… ummm.. never mind, I can’t remember now.
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Listen, just because I’m sleepy it doesn’t mean I.. umm.. I… you know… ummm.. never mind, I can’t remember now.
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half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”
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Someone was excited about getting up early for work and it wasn’t me
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Someone was excited about getting up early for work and it wasn’t me
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January 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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sounds like a plan.
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
sounds like a plan.
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Elon Musk should never see the sky again.
Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral
The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Elon Musk should never see the sky again.
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I spent my childhood terrified of WWIII because an actor turned president was in a stalemate standoff with Russia.
40 years later I'm an adult terrified of WWIII because a game show host turned president made an agreement with Russia to start invading other countries.
40 years later I'm an adult terrified of WWIII because a game show host turned president made an agreement with Russia to start invading other countries.
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I spent my childhood terrified of WWIII because an actor turned president was in a stalemate standoff with Russia.
40 years later I'm an adult terrified of WWIII because a game show host turned president made an agreement with Russia to start invading other countries.
40 years later I'm an adult terrified of WWIII because a game show host turned president made an agreement with Russia to start invading other countries.
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Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.
She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.
(Published June 2025)
She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.
(Published June 2025)
Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...
www.propublica.org
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.
She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.
(Published June 2025)
She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.
(Published June 2025)
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I am going to become the monkey killer that fucking guy and his fucking paw are DOING my HEAD IN
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I am going to become the monkey killer that fucking guy and his fucking paw are DOING my HEAD IN
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Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.