Porgkin Pie 🐀
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Pinned
You can only buy the Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie WHOLE.
What if Mountain Dew made a key lime pie?
It’s not bad. Sweeter than a good key lime pie should be, without the delicate tartness. The whipped cream is typical of other grocery frozen pies and pairs well. The crust is there and does its job.
It’s not bad. Sweeter than a good key lime pie should be, without the delicate tartness. The whipped cream is typical of other grocery frozen pies and pairs well. The crust is there and does its job.
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Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
Wake me when it’s Brak Summer
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wake me when it’s Brak Summer
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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I’m sorry Emmanuel Macron I wasn’t familiar with your game
The Whitehouse confirmed receipt
"Opened email" 👀..."shut off computer"
"Opened email" 👀..."shut off computer"
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m sorry Emmanuel Macron I wasn’t familiar with your game
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
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“You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
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kristi noem has shot doge
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
kristi noem has shot doge
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not a riff but an all time MST3K moment
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
not a riff but an all time MST3K moment
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remembering that one hyper capitalist guy I met on twitter who thought marketing and advertisements should be banned because they distort the function of the free market
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
remembering that one hyper capitalist guy I met on twitter who thought marketing and advertisements should be banned because they distort the function of the free market
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i am now telling the computer to be funny and make me the life of the party and to make everyone like me
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i am now telling the computer to be funny and make me the life of the party and to make everyone like me
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gerrold is always doing shit like this
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
gerrold is always doing shit like this
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It's so insane to me that within the last 5 years the NHS has fallen behind the AMERICAN healthcare system, as in all the predictive OECD indicators on care and health are now more positive broadly in America (including uninsured....), and they're still obsessed with trans issues.
I thought I had low expectations for Kier Starmer but he is like an order of magnitude worse than I expected. arguably worse than his Tory predecessors on several issues www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
Trans people could be banned from single-sex spaces based on how they look
The Times has seen the equalities watchdog’s final guidance, which Whitehall figures fear Bridget Phillipson is delaying to avoid a political backlash
www.thetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's so insane to me that within the last 5 years the NHS has fallen behind the AMERICAN healthcare system, as in all the predictive OECD indicators on care and health are now more positive broadly in America (including uninsured....), and they're still obsessed with trans issues.
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I didn't realize myself that the bird name came from the woman's name Margaret. Like the bird was called something like Margaret the pied then shortened down to Magpie, and some people still catch that even if they don't know the history
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I didn't realize myself that the bird name came from the woman's name Margaret. Like the bird was called something like Margaret the pied then shortened down to Magpie, and some people still catch that even if they don't know the history
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hello darkness my old friend
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hello darkness my old friend
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
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Until they all come home
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Until they all come home
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why are they called long distance relationships and not spaceships
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
why are they called long distance relationships and not spaceships