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Things are getting a little crowded today, so let me reintroduce myself,
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there are so many important unanswered questions in these books
when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Today I finally learned what that "99 Luftballons" song is about and I must say I liked it much better when I didn't know this!
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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When your post gets in the discover feed
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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unban everyone who got banned celebrating CK's death. his own wife is.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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animorph obama be like uhhhh let me be steer
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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tired of the hassle of spending money?

with agentic wallets your money spends itself so you don’t have to
When you have made a terrible mistake
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Okay, Nena wants her fucking song back already, good GOD.
I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
goddamnfuckshit
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
would. 110%
what even is Japanese smoking lol
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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yo pass that
what even is Japanese smoking lol
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
goddammit. apparently the rock lobsters game on my birthday next week is “education day” and it’s at 10:30am….
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Olympic Fact! Roughly 67% of male ice dancers are actually just Will Ferrell in different wigs!
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.

I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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He was crowdfunding his treatments. James couldn’t afford his health care.
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.

What the heck are they doing over there
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.

The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.

AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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i love reading court documents
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i just learned about vw semaphore turn signals, and i need them
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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If you can save me i have never needed help more !!!!

I’m on track to be homeless again literally like it’s that bad with bills
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Drafts! The silent killer of unhinged shitposting. Never second guess your posts.
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Huh, the sport where you ski cross country and then shoot at stuff seems to attract athletes that aren't super well adjusted?
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Oh when I do it it's "fedposting" but when Joe Biden does it it's "hilarious" and "big mood" and "presidential"
Joe Biden is ridiculous in threatening to beat up people – even when it’s Donald Trump | Charlie Brinkhurst-Cuff
The former vice president reveals that even the chummiest of male politicians are still concerned with power and dominance
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM