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Things are getting a little crowded today, so let me reintroduce myself,
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4Chan isn’t asking for age assurance ID
And we all know how safe it is to drive normal human behaviour underground.

I heard a kid joke

“The dark web. A place for criminals, and teenagers.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i don’t know what happened to my hoodies, and it’s too cold 😭

i have a blanket now instead
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Why’d they call it Death by Lightning when Garfield and Friends was right there
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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my posts are mostly vibes-based. unfortunately those vibes usually span "complaining about stuff" to "man this is a good sandwich"
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Opening an email to see "Due to a contagious horse virus that has entered New Mexico from neighboring states..."
Closing my email
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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okay "fine copper but known for writing super gay fanfic" is also an acceptable theory
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
this is an ea-nasir apologist account
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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*pulls out a chair, sits on it backwards, youth pastor style* you know who else thought united health care sucked?
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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hot girl ea nasir is real and she can hurt me
im obsessed with Ea nasir memes.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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“Some libraries are now intentionally using iconic Blockbuster branding to recall the hours visitors once spent looking for something to rent on Friday and Saturday nights.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I hate (love) how INCREDIBLY accurate this is. Because biology and evolution are DELIGHTFULLY FUCKED.
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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This is one of those random bits of the internet that lives in my head rent-free, and it makes me like the song a lot more.
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i also need to find someone who can paint a nice banner on it
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The man with the foot kink who wrote a role for himself to drink tequila off Salma Hayek’s naked foot says what, now about who is a bad actor?
a woman wearing a hat is holding a pencil in her mouth
Alt: a woman wearing a hat giving epic side eye
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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almost time to deploy to new LFL and pantry, so…

what are some things to include in the pantry portion that might not be obvious?
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If you want to have a fun time, scroll through this feed of posts that are being marked as “rude” by the Bsky mod team and see Aaron mass-flagging everyone who’s quoting him

bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM