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The Donna half of Kit Rocha. Repped by @seyitsme of NYLA. DAUGHTER OF TIDES, now available from Montlake! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! She/her.
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
This is already illegal, dipshit.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is already illegal, dipshit.
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We can't believe we're saying it, but LOVE & MAGIC™: SPELLFYRE is OUT NOW!
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We have poured all of our love... and magic... into this game, and we're so, so proud of it. Thank you for following along on our journey. Enjoy! ❤️🔥
candlelight.sng.link/Dlxo2/dhnj?p...
We have poured all of our love... and magic... into this game, and we're so, so proud of it. Thank you for following along on our journey. Enjoy! ❤️🔥
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We can't believe we're saying it, but LOVE & MAGIC™: SPELLFYRE is OUT NOW!
candlelight.sng.link/Dlxo2/dhnj?p...
We have poured all of our love... and magic... into this game, and we're so, so proud of it. Thank you for following along on our journey. Enjoy! ❤️🔥
candlelight.sng.link/Dlxo2/dhnj?p...
We have poured all of our love... and magic... into this game, and we're so, so proud of it. Thank you for following along on our journey. Enjoy! ❤️🔥
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$233/400. Unemployed former library assistant recovering from a back injury. Still short on the $400 to cover the past due payment with my credit card. Please share #romancelandia
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Donate to Help Julia Linthicum recover from a back injury, organized by Julia Linthicum
Hi, my name is Julia Linthicum. I currently live in Baltimore MD. I'm … Julia Linthicum needs your support for Help Julia Linthicum recover from a back injury
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January 29, 2026 at 9:25 PM
$233/400. Unemployed former library assistant recovering from a back injury. Still short on the $400 to cover the past due payment with my credit card. Please share #romancelandia
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I have chicken and salsa verde taquitos, lime ranch for dipping, and a zero sugar margarita.
Yep, I'm gonna be right here for a while.
Yep, I'm gonna be right here for a while.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I have chicken and salsa verde taquitos, lime ranch for dipping, and a zero sugar margarita.
Yep, I'm gonna be right here for a while.
Yep, I'm gonna be right here for a while.
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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For example the video yesterday of "ICE IS GASSING A DAY CARE RIGHT NOW!!" is the daycare right up the street from my house. I about shit my pants and raced out the door until I saw it was actually from Saturday. I already dealt with that daycare gassing, thank you. Please don't lie to me for likes
Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
For example the video yesterday of "ICE IS GASSING A DAY CARE RIGHT NOW!!" is the daycare right up the street from my house. I about shit my pants and raced out the door until I saw it was actually from Saturday. I already dealt with that daycare gassing, thank you. Please don't lie to me for likes
Ace's mentor, Eladio, was totally inspired by a beer commercial.
You know the one.
You know the one.
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Ace's mentor, Eladio, was totally inspired by a beer commercial.
You know the one.
You know the one.
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#AICouldNever
The great Woody Guthrie singing "All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose" on the radio, as one does
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...
The great Woody Guthrie singing "All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose" on the radio, as one does
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
#AICouldNever
The great Woody Guthrie singing "All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose" on the radio, as one does
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...
The great Woody Guthrie singing "All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose" on the radio, as one does
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...
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The virtual Queer History South 2026 conference is less than a month away! But there's till time to register. Visit invisiblehistory.org/qhs to see the amazing schedule and grab your spot today!
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The virtual Queer History South 2026 conference is less than a month away! But there's till time to register. Visit invisiblehistory.org/qhs to see the amazing schedule and grab your spot today!
My longstanding rule is that if you start thinking about cheating, just let me know. I will remove myself from the equation. I will SPEED (1994) the hostage. I do not have time for your bullshit.
In the history of “trying to get you a girlfriend or boyfriend” whilst married
What is the over/under of successful relationships and amicable endings???
What is the over/under of successful relationships and amicable endings???
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My longstanding rule is that if you start thinking about cheating, just let me know. I will remove myself from the equation. I will SPEED (1994) the hostage. I do not have time for your bullshit.
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What was Dick Durbin up to in May 2023, when this happened?
Is it surprising that he was joining w other Democrats to expand the fascist police state because victims of Border Patrol weren't suffering enough to satisfy the fascist tech & media moguls?
www.durbin.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
Is it surprising that he was joining w other Democrats to expand the fascist police state because victims of Border Patrol weren't suffering enough to satisfy the fascist tech & media moguls?
www.durbin.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
What was Dick Durbin up to in May 2023, when this happened?
Is it surprising that he was joining w other Democrats to expand the fascist police state because victims of Border Patrol weren't suffering enough to satisfy the fascist tech & media moguls?
www.durbin.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
Is it surprising that he was joining w other Democrats to expand the fascist police state because victims of Border Patrol weren't suffering enough to satisfy the fascist tech & media moguls?
www.durbin.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
Are you merely old, or are you a fully dessicated mummy who's equally likely to say 634-5789? 😂
"What's a good phone number?"
867-5309?
867-5309?
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Are you merely old, or are you a fully dessicated mummy who's equally likely to say 634-5789? 😂
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Disrespectfully, fuck this guy.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Disrespectfully, fuck this guy.
I would absolutely have to know.
Also, it doesn't have to be weird! Maybe they press their own? Or they like to explore varieties, the way people enjoy wine?
Also, it doesn't have to be weird! Maybe they press their own? Or they like to explore varieties, the way people enjoy wine?
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I would absolutely have to know.
Also, it doesn't have to be weird! Maybe they press their own? Or they like to explore varieties, the way people enjoy wine?
Also, it doesn't have to be weird! Maybe they press their own? Or they like to explore varieties, the way people enjoy wine?
I'm glad I don't have to call Ms. Sewell and use my disappointed voice!
Via Shauneen Miranda: Alabama's two Democratic U.S. House members -- Shomari Figures of Mobile and Terri Sewell of Birmingham -- were among the 162 Democrats backing the impeachment of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Tuesday afternoon.
Terri Sewell, Shomari Figures among U.S. House Dems seeking Kristi Noem impeachment | Alabama Reflector
At least 162 members — more than three-fourths of all House Democrats, who total 213 — backed an impeachment resolution against Noem as of Tuesday afternoon.
alabamareflector.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I'm glad I don't have to call Ms. Sewell and use my disappointed voice!
Pez has been having the hardest time lately, for so many reasons. But we can help her!
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Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
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January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Pez has been having the hardest time lately, for so many reasons. But we can help her!
www.gofundme.com/f/putting-th...
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Respectfully, ICE has surely killed more than nine people this year. There are nine documented deaths. With how many thousands of people have disappeared in ICE custody, we'll only find out their death toll years from now.
ICE has to go. The whole administration has to go.
ICE has to go. The whole administration has to go.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Respectfully, ICE has surely killed more than nine people this year. There are nine documented deaths. With how many thousands of people have disappeared in ICE custody, we'll only find out their death toll years from now.
ICE has to go. The whole administration has to go.
ICE has to go. The whole administration has to go.
The personally rough thing about watching violent videos is that sufficiently low resolution is no match for my brain filling in the blanks. It knows what's happening.
One day, I'll tell the story of my professor who made us watch endless dashcam videos of violent altercations. But not today.
One day, I'll tell the story of my professor who made us watch endless dashcam videos of violent altercations. But not today.
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The personally rough thing about watching violent videos is that sufficiently low resolution is no match for my brain filling in the blanks. It knows what's happening.
One day, I'll tell the story of my professor who made us watch endless dashcam videos of violent altercations. But not today.
One day, I'll tell the story of my professor who made us watch endless dashcam videos of violent altercations. But not today.
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I don't keep doomers in my feed but since apparently some folks do: "celebrate each and every win, loudly" is Organizing 101
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I don't keep doomers in my feed but since apparently some folks do: "celebrate each and every win, loudly" is Organizing 101
If you understand that having too much money and power rots people's brains and souls because no one can ever say no to them without consequences
then you understand why a groveling chatbot programmed to agree with everything someone says is detrimental to their mental health
then you understand why a groveling chatbot programmed to agree with everything someone says is detrimental to their mental health
“Many experts said that the number of people susceptible to psychological harm, even psychosis, is far higher than the general public understands. The bots, they said, frequently pull people away from human relationships, condition them to expect agreeable responses and reinforce harmful impulses.”
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If you understand that having too much money and power rots people's brains and souls because no one can ever say no to them without consequences
then you understand why a groveling chatbot programmed to agree with everything someone says is detrimental to their mental health
then you understand why a groveling chatbot programmed to agree with everything someone says is detrimental to their mental health
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Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.
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now hold on just one minute. when I signed on to work for a creepy right-wing surveillance company named after seeing stones used by the dark lord Sauron to manipulate and control others in an attempt to enslave the free people of middle earth I had no idea we might do some evil.
More: “I’ve read stories of folks rounded up who were seeking asylum with no order to leave the country, no criminal record, and consistently check in with authorities. Literally no reason to be rounded up. Surely we aren’t helping do that?”
www.wired.com/story/palant...
www.wired.com/story/palant...
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
now hold on just one minute. when I signed on to work for a creepy right-wing surveillance company named after seeing stones used by the dark lord Sauron to manipulate and control others in an attempt to enslave the free people of middle earth I had no idea we might do some evil.
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find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night
find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night
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find me in AO3 comments sections of my stories
find me in AO3 comments sections of my stories
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find me in my FF14 DMs
find me in my FF14 DMs
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night
find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night