Cranky Bitch Sedai
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Cranky Bitch Sedai
@totallydonna.kitrocha.com
The Donna half of Kit Rocha. Repped by @seyitsme of NYLA. DAUGHTER OF TIDES, now available from Montlake! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! She/her.
Are you really COUNTRY country if you don't buy your eggs from a lady with an honor-system stand at the end of her driveway?
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The dictionary's always on our side.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yesterday, it was 65 degrees. Tonight, it's going to be 17.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When I do line-level rewrites as I'm polishing our manuscripts, it's for this. I will change things entirely so they flow like a song.
i do wish more people understood that what makes writing "poetic" has much less to do with the word choice and much more to do with the pacing and structure of sentences and paragraphs. the rhythm of the language is absolutely vital to the feel of the text.
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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If you don’t hate where we are for EVERYONE, you don’t disagree with what’s happening. You just want to change the targets.
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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GenAI is for guys who don't know how to think or learn and are gonna make it everyone else's problem.

Which is why it appeals so very much to the exact people who have *always* done this: billionaires and executives
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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There's a Whimsy Station flash sale today (12/14)! Get 20% off your order with code: Celebrate!

Ends at midnight! The shop will be semi-closed from Dec 16-22 (no orders will ship), so get your orders in NOW!
whimsystation.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My gecko is adorable.
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My biggest issue with most post-apocalyptic media--books, TV, movies, video games, etc--is that they go so hard on things being shitty that I'm only left with one question: why are y'all trying so damn hard to live?

That's a problem. I should not feel that way after experiencing your story!
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I've been neck deep in this philosophy for years. Could I stop my state from targeting trans children and their healthcare? No. We all tried, but we knew it was the longest of shots.

What I COULD do was help the individual kids. Some needed material help, others emotional support. I could do that.
My position on taking action. And on the important space between everything and nothing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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My position on taking action. And on the important space between everything and nothing.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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My Bluesky super power is just blocking any prick I come across being unnecessarily negative in the comments. Just blooping assholes into the blockverse so I never have to stumble across them again. It’s a tiny joy and one I highly recommend.
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Seriously, fuck the folks who work for ICE. I'd trust a goddamn serial killer before I trusted one of these assholes. I hope none of them ever know a moment's peace, and that more than a few of them live long lives UNDER THE NEAREST PRISON.
Good work, Minnesota residents!
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My legs might actually be ready to forgive me for what I did to them Monday.

It's still on sight with Kelsey, though.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There's a bit in Deal with the Devil where everyone is pointing a gun at everyone else, and Gray is just standing there, eating some freeze-dried apples and casually observing the incipient violence.

That is how you know Gray is the scariest one.
as a small person, I’ve learned a core survival strategy is knowing how to come off as genuinely insane when threatened
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Turned my leftover chili into chili & cheese burritos.

I am winning.
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENTACLES
The fourth book in our super steamy, gleefully bonkers romantasy series is out in June! Click the link if you like:

✔️ Horny Dragons
✔️ Enemies to Lovers
✔️ Ancient Gods Fucking
✔️ Murdering Fantasy Tech Bros
✔️ Bisexuals Being Chaotic
✔️ Murder Ladies

www.kitrocha.com/series/high-...
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh man. The one day a delivery driver doesn't bring my packages up onto my porch, and it has to happen when I can't bend my legs because my quads still aren't speaking to me.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nope.

I don't want a weird facsimile of either one in my face, either.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Delighted to have an excerpt of SILVER & BLOOD at Reactor today!

Get a peek at Riela and Garrick’s first meeting. 👀🗡️
"And in truth, the stories where the princesses rescued themselves were my favorites anyway."

Check out this excerpt from @jessiemihalik.com's Silver & Blood, a new steamy romantasy about monsters, curses, and a woman who decides to take matters into her own hands:
Read an Excerpt From Silver & Blood by Jessie Mihalik - Reactor
When a vicious beast begins attacking her fellow villagers, Riela reluctantly agrees to enter the forbidden forest and kill the monster…
reactormag.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Update: can now hobble. Declared a proper vendetta against Kelsey, but did not involve the cops, as I am not a snitch (ACAB). She and I will settle this like gentlemen.
I got suckered into doing one of those introductory meetings with a trainer at my new gym.

A tiny sadist named Kelsey made me do forty squats and forty reverse lunges. Not over, like, the course of three days, either. Just...all at once.

I can't walk.
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I hate Calibri--there are much better accessibility fonts out there--but imagine being such an absolute dink that THIS is what you spend your time doing.

All they know how to do is destroy things.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'll take a livestream, official studio recording, 4k director's cut, and merch.
we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM