Kinchman
@kinchman.bsky.social
Mostly writer, sometimes musician, fervent humanist. Violently opposed to hate and injustice. Twitter refugee. Answers sex bots with macroeconomic questions. Older dude prone to bouts of immaturity. Believes music can save the world when he knows it can't.
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It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
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You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
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If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
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Dick Cheney died this week. George W. bush and Joe Biden attended his funeral. 187,412+ innocent civilians who died in a war based on spurious claims of WMDs did not.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dick Cheney died this week. George W. bush and Joe Biden attended his funeral. 187,412+ innocent civilians who died in a war based on spurious claims of WMDs did not.
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
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if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
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we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
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My nephew who sleeps all day wants to be a pro video gamer. I want to be my nephew.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My nephew who sleeps all day wants to be a pro video gamer. I want to be my nephew.
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I don’t believe the story but they sure are working overtime to convince me
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t believe the story but they sure are working overtime to convince me
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Trump has directed republicans to support the release of the Epstein files, the FBI must have finishing scrubbing his name.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trump has directed republicans to support the release of the Epstein files, the FBI must have finishing scrubbing his name.
After the initial denials of pedophilia, the Trump media machine is now working to normalize it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
After the initial denials of pedophilia, the Trump media machine is now working to normalize it.
The "fifteen years old ain't so bad" defense is a litmus test for the American public. Does this cross your line?
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The "fifteen years old ain't so bad" defense is a litmus test for the American public. Does this cross your line?
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The despicable ways in which conservatives have gone all in to defend that bloated carcass of a man are unforgivable. They should never be forgiven, there is no "reaching across the aisle," there is no redemption. They should be chastised and shunned until they are gone from the earth.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The despicable ways in which conservatives have gone all in to defend that bloated carcass of a man are unforgivable. They should never be forgiven, there is no "reaching across the aisle," there is no redemption. They should be chastised and shunned until they are gone from the earth.
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None of the rich white dudes in the Epstein emails will suffer any consequences ever. Because they are protected by other rich white dudes. It's infuriating.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
None of the rich white dudes in the Epstein emails will suffer any consequences ever. Because they are protected by other rich white dudes. It's infuriating.
It's time for the progressive/pissed-off wing of the Democratic party to clear out the deadwood in the primaries.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's time for the progressive/pissed-off wing of the Democratic party to clear out the deadwood in the primaries.
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There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
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this deal is so bad we’re getting the “your mother and i are so disappointed in you” routine from no less than human porridge matt yglesias
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this deal is so bad we’re getting the “your mother and i are so disappointed in you” routine from no less than human porridge matt yglesias
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being a billionaire means you will never trust that another person is with you for you. you're always testing, are they here bc money. ever.
plus: there is no consequence or anything that could happen that money can't buy your way out of.
to have no genuine fear of anything, no boundaries.
robot
plus: there is no consequence or anything that could happen that money can't buy your way out of.
to have no genuine fear of anything, no boundaries.
robot
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
being a billionaire means you will never trust that another person is with you for you. you're always testing, are they here bc money. ever.
plus: there is no consequence or anything that could happen that money can't buy your way out of.
to have no genuine fear of anything, no boundaries.
robot
plus: there is no consequence or anything that could happen that money can't buy your way out of.
to have no genuine fear of anything, no boundaries.
robot
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Research suggests a link between swimming and being wet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Research suggests a link between swimming and being wet.
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if he was never held accountable for the fact that FIFTY PERCENT of covid deaths were unnecessary, I don't see how he'll be held accountable for what he's doing now. we need more Jack Smiths and fewer old geezer do nothing bobbleheads
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
if he was never held accountable for the fact that FIFTY PERCENT of covid deaths were unnecessary, I don't see how he'll be held accountable for what he's doing now. we need more Jack Smiths and fewer old geezer do nothing bobbleheads
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can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell