Kinchman
@kinchman.bsky.social
Mostly writer, sometimes musician, fervent humanist. Violently opposed to hate and injustice. Twitter refugee. Answers sex bots with macroeconomic questions. Older dude prone to bouts of immaturity. Believes music can save the world when he knows it can't.
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It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
That doesn't end well
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That doesn't end well
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You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Wishes for your ongoing recovery.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Wishes for your ongoing recovery.
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If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
Per Springsteen's comment, that opening drum crack was like kicking open the door to his mind.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Per Springsteen's comment, that opening drum crack was like kicking open the door to his mind.
The revelation that Trump's Ukraine peace plan was written in its entirety by Putin has got to be a new low.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The revelation that Trump's Ukraine peace plan was written in its entirety by Putin has got to be a new low.
I never realized that that snakey cable with the camera was actually a probe used to communicate with their alien overlords.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I never realized that that snakey cable with the camera was actually a probe used to communicate with their alien overlords.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
I'm at a loss for metrics.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm at a loss for metrics.
Moxie soda, which is now a niche soft drink with the restorative properties of gentian root and its classic bitterness. Only available in the midwest via online shipping.
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Moxie soda, which is now a niche soft drink with the restorative properties of gentian root and its classic bitterness. Only available in the midwest via online shipping.
There are many reasons why I'm not even living and this is just one of them.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There are many reasons why I'm not even living and this is just one of them.
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Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
But what a bold, strong move that was!
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
But what a bold, strong move that was!
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
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Dick Cheney died this week. George W. bush and Joe Biden attended his funeral. 187,412+ innocent civilians who died in a war based on spurious claims of WMDs did not.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dick Cheney died this week. George W. bush and Joe Biden attended his funeral. 187,412+ innocent civilians who died in a war based on spurious claims of WMDs did not.
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
Fist is Also a Verb
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fist is Also a Verb
Here, let me help you with that.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here, let me help you with that.
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if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
I long for the days we were experiencing Elvis-lution! I saw Mojo playing solo back in 2019 at a little suburban brewpub and he was an absolute hoot.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I long for the days we were experiencing Elvis-lution! I saw Mojo playing solo back in 2019 at a little suburban brewpub and he was an absolute hoot.
Our armed forces take an oath to defend the Constitution, and this overrides their duty to obey the command chain.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our armed forces take an oath to defend the Constitution, and this overrides their duty to obey the command chain.
Oh. "Post-ceasefire", eh?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh. "Post-ceasefire", eh?
More "sink or swim" healthcare wisdom from yet another privileged fuck who doesn't have to worry about healthcare.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
More "sink or swim" healthcare wisdom from yet another privileged fuck who doesn't have to worry about healthcare.
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we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300