Dan ChickHolla
@danchickholla.bsky.social
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
tell me the sponsors of the podcast you listen to and I’ll tell you your politics
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
tell me the sponsors of the podcast you listen to and I’ll tell you your politics
all of my great grandparents came from failed states tyvm
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
all of my great grandparents came from failed states tyvm
Reposted by Dan ChickHolla
i’m so full i could shit a horse
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i’m so full i could shit a horse
Reposted by Dan ChickHolla
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
STARLINK satellites train seen from earth - SpaceX Elon Musk
YouTube video by ViralVideoLab
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
sorry I forgot to pull that report for you, I was too busy remembering 9/11
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
sorry I forgot to pull that report for you, I was too busy remembering 9/11
having to wait in line for the urinal: the patriarchy has failed us
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
having to wait in line for the urinal: the patriarchy has failed us
stop trying to make “woke right” happen, they already have a term for that, the only difference is there wasn’t a sustained media hit campaign on the word “based”
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
stop trying to make “woke right” happen, they already have a term for that, the only difference is there wasn’t a sustained media hit campaign on the word “based”
the board game monopoly is a better critique of capitalism than marx because dialectical materialism might eventually collapse under its own contradictions but monopoly teaches us that it takes too long and no one ever actually makes it to the end
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the board game monopoly is a better critique of capitalism than marx because dialectical materialism might eventually collapse under its own contradictions but monopoly teaches us that it takes too long and no one ever actually makes it to the end
“this take is so preposterous it’s actually funny. it’s completely indistinguishable from satire”
them: that’s cause it’s a joke
“I know, right?”
them: no, like they’re literally a comedian
“more like a clown! 🤡 🤣 “
them: that’s cause it’s a joke
“I know, right?”
them: no, like they’re literally a comedian
“more like a clown! 🤡 🤣 “
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“this take is so preposterous it’s actually funny. it’s completely indistinguishable from satire”
them: that’s cause it’s a joke
“I know, right?”
them: no, like they’re literally a comedian
“more like a clown! 🤡 🤣 “
them: that’s cause it’s a joke
“I know, right?”
them: no, like they’re literally a comedian
“more like a clown! 🤡 🤣 “
Reposted by Dan ChickHolla
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
I’m disappointed that at no point in the 1996 film space jam does danny devito’s character go for a dunk only to miss the rim entirely and punch himself in the nuts with the ball, because that would have been an apt analogy here
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m disappointed that at no point in the 1996 film space jam does danny devito’s character go for a dunk only to miss the rim entirely and punch himself in the nuts with the ball, because that would have been an apt analogy here
you can tell the right’s winning on social media because anytime there’s a topic trending like #BoycottNestle, it’s not for their child slave labor, its cause they’re no longer making the nipples visible through Mrs Crunch’s neglige
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you can tell the right’s winning on social media because anytime there’s a topic trending like #BoycottNestle, it’s not for their child slave labor, its cause they’re no longer making the nipples visible through Mrs Crunch’s neglige
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
“property is 90% of the law”
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“property is 90% of the law”
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
STARLINK satellites train seen from earth - SpaceX Elon Musk
YouTube video by ViralVideoLab
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
can I have your attention? everyone remain calm, but this post is rigged with explosives and if it goes below 50 likes per hour, this app and everyone on it will blow up!
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
can I have your attention? everyone remain calm, but this post is rigged with explosives and if it goes below 50 likes per hour, this app and everyone on it will blow up!
in fact, anything useful has been exempted from the economy at this point. I’ll deliver meals to seniors and write fun content and help with childcare at church for free, but you gotta pay me to send spam texts selling management consulting services
too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
in fact, anything useful has been exempted from the economy at this point. I’ll deliver meals to seniors and write fun content and help with childcare at church for free, but you gotta pay me to send spam texts selling management consulting services
ai is revolutionizing online content! (it all sucks now)
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ai is revolutionizing online content! (it all sucks now)
Sheets is bar-none the best google productivity tool named after a western PA gas station
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sheets is bar-none the best google productivity tool named after a western PA gas station
I really wish they’d come up with a better name for my all-time favorite show to save me the constant embarrassment of recommending “peep show”
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I really wish they’d come up with a better name for my all-time favorite show to save me the constant embarrassment of recommending “peep show”
everyone needs to stop deadnaming “shane gillis,” they go by cheyenne giles now
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
everyone needs to stop deadnaming “shane gillis,” they go by cheyenne giles now
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
you don’t hear about any black people on the epstein list, there were no white people on the p diddy list, sex traffickers are doing segregation in 2025 smh
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
you don’t hear about any black people on the epstein list, there were no white people on the p diddy list, sex traffickers are doing segregation in 2025 smh
hell, we should put him in jail just in case
If the Epstein files prove that Bill Clinton raped children, he should go to jail.
See how easy that was, Republicans?
See how easy that was, Republicans?
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hell, we should put him in jail just in case
if I look annoyed when you show up late for a zoom meeting, don’t worry I’m not mad you’re late I just let myself get my hopes up you wouldn’t show up at all
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if I look annoyed when you show up late for a zoom meeting, don’t worry I’m not mad you’re late I just let myself get my hopes up you wouldn’t show up at all