Dan ChickHolla
@danchickholla.bsky.social
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
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am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
I’m disappointed that at no point in the 1996 film space jam does danny devito’s character go for a dunk only to miss the rim entirely and punch himself in the nuts with the ball, because that would have been an apt analogy here
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m disappointed that at no point in the 1996 film space jam does danny devito’s character go for a dunk only to miss the rim entirely and punch himself in the nuts with the ball, because that would have been an apt analogy here
you can tell the right’s winning on social media because anytime there’s a topic trending like #BoycottNestle, it’s not for their child slave labor, its cause they’re no longer making the nipples visible through Mrs Crunch’s neglige
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you can tell the right’s winning on social media because anytime there’s a topic trending like #BoycottNestle, it’s not for their child slave labor, its cause they’re no longer making the nipples visible through Mrs Crunch’s neglige
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
am I the only one who experiences terrible load times for media on bluesky, so I’m left to interpret conversations like this without context?
“property is 90% of the law”
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“property is 90% of the law”
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
libertarian: that’s crazy, it should be 100%
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
STARLINK satellites train seen from earth - SpaceX Elon Musk
YouTube video by ViralVideoLab
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
not sure how to feel watching a train of the trillionaire space nazi’s satellites streak over my house
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
youtu.be/pgysWWwESfU?...
can I have your attention? everyone remain calm, but this post is rigged with explosives and if it goes below 50 likes per hour, this app and everyone on it will blow up!
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
can I have your attention? everyone remain calm, but this post is rigged with explosives and if it goes below 50 likes per hour, this app and everyone on it will blow up!
in fact, anything useful has been exempted from the economy at this point. I’ll deliver meals to seniors and write fun content and help with childcare at church for free, but you gotta pay me to send spam texts selling management consulting services
too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
in fact, anything useful has been exempted from the economy at this point. I’ll deliver meals to seniors and write fun content and help with childcare at church for free, but you gotta pay me to send spam texts selling management consulting services
ai is revolutionizing online content! (it all sucks now)
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ai is revolutionizing online content! (it all sucks now)
Sheets is bar-none the best google productivity tool named after a western PA gas station
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sheets is bar-none the best google productivity tool named after a western PA gas station
I really wish they’d come up with a better name for my all-time favorite show to save me the constant embarrassment of recommending “peep show”
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I really wish they’d come up with a better name for my all-time favorite show to save me the constant embarrassment of recommending “peep show”
everyone needs to stop deadnaming “shane gillis,” they go by cheyenne giles now
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
everyone needs to stop deadnaming “shane gillis,” they go by cheyenne giles now
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
you don’t hear about any black people on the epstein list, there were no white people on the p diddy list, sex traffickers are doing segregation in 2025 smh
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
you don’t hear about any black people on the epstein list, there were no white people on the p diddy list, sex traffickers are doing segregation in 2025 smh
hell, we should put him in jail just in case
If the Epstein files prove that Bill Clinton raped children, he should go to jail.
See how easy that was, Republicans?
See how easy that was, Republicans?
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hell, we should put him in jail just in case
if I look annoyed when you show up late for a zoom meeting, don’t worry I’m not mad you’re late I just let myself get my hopes up you wouldn’t show up at all
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if I look annoyed when you show up late for a zoom meeting, don’t worry I’m not mad you’re late I just let myself get my hopes up you wouldn’t show up at all
you know the guy who came up with ASAP was unbearable to be around
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
you know the guy who came up with ASAP was unbearable to be around
a little about myself, I go back and edit out typos from messages my friends already read in case it ends up getting screengrabbed and posted somewhere
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
a little about myself, I go back and edit out typos from messages my friends already read in case it ends up getting screengrabbed and posted somewhere
just once I wanna see someone do a reverse musk/candace owens and lurch to the left just cause they felt spurned by the other side, cmon marjorie taylor greene, we stan a wacky queen 👸
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
just once I wanna see someone do a reverse musk/candace owens and lurch to the left just cause they felt spurned by the other side, cmon marjorie taylor greene, we stan a wacky queen 👸
so did the rift between trump and the clintons start with a threesome gone wrong like some clumsy “y tu mama tambien” fanfic?
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
so did the rift between trump and the clintons start with a threesome gone wrong like some clumsy “y tu mama tambien” fanfic?
asking and answering 3 related questions and giving a contradictory answer to the third one is a completely bulletproof rhetorical device
does it make sense? no. should you take my word for it? of course not. are you convinced anyway? absolutely
does it make sense? no. should you take my word for it? of course not. are you convinced anyway? absolutely
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
asking and answering 3 related questions and giving a contradictory answer to the third one is a completely bulletproof rhetorical device
does it make sense? no. should you take my word for it? of course not. are you convinced anyway? absolutely
does it make sense? no. should you take my word for it? of course not. are you convinced anyway? absolutely
having trouble showing up on the timeline?
through the magic of ai, you can now have bluesky automatically add a sentence at the end of your posts that throws a vulnerable minority under the bus to improve engagement metrics
by the way, trans people don’t exist 🤖 ✨
through the magic of ai, you can now have bluesky automatically add a sentence at the end of your posts that throws a vulnerable minority under the bus to improve engagement metrics
by the way, trans people don’t exist 🤖 ✨
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
having trouble showing up on the timeline?
through the magic of ai, you can now have bluesky automatically add a sentence at the end of your posts that throws a vulnerable minority under the bus to improve engagement metrics
by the way, trans people don’t exist 🤖 ✨
through the magic of ai, you can now have bluesky automatically add a sentence at the end of your posts that throws a vulnerable minority under the bus to improve engagement metrics
by the way, trans people don’t exist 🤖 ✨
you used to be able to say things like “I think antonio brown’s gonna get pardoned” and people would be like “lol, dan you’re crazy”, now you say some shit like that and people say “duuuh” and flick the propeller on your beanie
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
you used to be able to say things like “I think antonio brown’s gonna get pardoned” and people would be like “lol, dan you’re crazy”, now you say some shit like that and people say “duuuh” and flick the propeller on your beanie
so now that MTG and lauren boebert have shown they’re genuinely principled and not just doing whatever appeals to their base, I guess they really meant it about the jewish space lasers
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
so now that MTG and lauren boebert have shown they’re genuinely principled and not just doing whatever appeals to their base, I guess they really meant it about the jewish space lasers
if other targets are anywhere near as crowded as my local one, the workers are gonna look like they’re having an episode, either saying “how’s your day” every two steps or make wild maneuvers trying to avoid the 4-foot radius with a maniacal grin on their face
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
if other targets are anywhere near as crowded as my local one, the workers are gonna look like they’re having an episode, either saying “how’s your day” every two steps or make wild maneuvers trying to avoid the 4-foot radius with a maniacal grin on their face