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Jonny Deane
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London based creative tech person and theatre nerd. Queer AF. Hablo un poco de español. Crumbs on his jacketses.

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Labour were elected on a manifesto promising change. Instead of meaningful long-term reform, they’re squandering it on short-term bullshit because a) the leadership have less charisma than a damp rag, b) they haven’t a plan, and c) they’re more concerned about their jobs after 2029.

Contemptible.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Day 2 of the Your Party conference
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The UK political media is comprised entirely of people who want to be the story, rather than report the story

Once TV channels started giving political editors their own shows rather than five minute slots of the main news bulletin, the rot set in
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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It does feel like half the stories in the UK press only make sense if you follow Enoch1488, a peadophile on twitter who they have decided is the voice of True Working Class Brits
At some point the media’s view of their jobs changed from holding politicians accountable to active scalp hunting over relatively nothing. They’re trying to use a relentless drum-beat of less than honest narrative creation to try and force resignations in a way they never did before.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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I remember lapping this up when I found it a few years ago. A masterclass on writing.
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Friends fear she's in the remainders section of Gower Street Waterstones again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Girl,
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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In the entire history of human organization, the number of collective enterprises which have been improved by allowing SWP members in is quite literally zero
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is literally just being the bad guys in Clear and Present Danger.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.

(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This makes me nauseous.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The attack on his niece was a few years ago. Everything this scumbag has done since has been with full awareness of what he's been empowering and emboldening.

To come out with this now is gobsmacking. I don't know how he's got the nerve.
Irks me when he says this because I’ve been at an LGBT event he’s been at, I’ve seen him attend others; he is in no way unaware of this being a problem nor his own role in it

metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Death Becomes Her is free to watch on youtube you're welcome

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDI...
Death Becomes Her
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"

*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS

metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fine. McDonalds is now a minced beef sandwich shop.
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They really need to add a "I absolutely don't give a single solitary fuck" option alongside Don't Know. I bet the stats would come out very differently.
Is it acceptable to wear pyjamas on a flight?

61% of Brits say no, echoing US transport secretary Sean Duffy who criticised PJ-clad passengers yesterday

However, generations differ: 71% of 18-24yr olds say it is acceptable, compared to 11% of over-65s

yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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yes I don't really see how you can go "oh yikes these people have changed their political views incredibly quickly, mostly because of what Very Online people talk about on social media" and also think that people who went from never talking about gender to calling trans women predators are....normal
I don’t like subtweeting people I consider online friends, but there is a subset of people who are very worried about the ongoing radicalisation of our political elite but won’t ever acknowledge the echoes with the radicalisation of their colleagues on trans rights
And few who are sympathetic to us, some who are friendly with me on here, will ever stick their head above the parapet
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Jon Stone was very wise here
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh yes, like all those other crackdowns on benefit fraud that managed to solve the massive problem that it isn't.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I couldn't be on Gogglebox. Watching TV while being in a room that brightly lit would make me furious.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM