Labour were elected on a manifesto promising change. Instead of meaningful long-term reform, they’re squandering it on short-term bullshit because a) the leadership have less charisma than a damp rag, b) they haven’t a plan, and c) they’re more concerned about their jobs after 2029.

Contemptible.

Touchiest people in the world. Will relentlessly mock everyone else for things they made up about them and the tiniest bit of return fire and they lose their minds.

*kneels*

The UK political media is comprised entirely of people who want to be the story, rather than report the story

Once TV channels started giving political editors their own shows rather than five minute slots of the main news bulletin, the rot set in

It's dolmio.

Come with me as I check out this secret French joint hidden in a country house (Le Manoir aux Quat'Saisons, 2 Michelin stars).

Oh god, I've just had a massive flashback to seeing this.. it was shown on Channel 4 here in the UK when they had a night of queer programming to celebrate the Ellen coming out episode. Even found the listing on Google!

But what about the opportunity to eat a lot of very sweet soft vomit?

And literally other people have a chance by being better than him!