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Jonathan
@jomo1337.bsky.social
I am a father, husband, cat dad, engineer, gamer, car enthusiast, anime watcher, and human. In that order.

He/him

I fight depression, anxiety, oppression of the voiceless, bigotry, prejudice, oligarchy, and misinformation.
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Tracks…
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Sweet Barnum has been looking for his forever home for about 3yrs
He’s never been to a foster home, he’s never been adopted. He went from the streets right to our Adoption Center
Can you give Barnum a chance?

Apply to foster or adopt BARNUM⬇️
snarrnortheast.org/foster
snarrnortheast.org/adopt
#Dogs
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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picture it. the halls of congress. 2025. pete hegseth marches up to mark kelly and tells him he’s in Big Trouble. mark kelly just says “okay, haircut.” and walks away. pete hegseth (devastated) turns to punch a wall but misses and spins around like a cartoon character. crying, farting, he runs away.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Happy Christmas dog sweater season to all who celebrate
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This cat.

Nina has never slept like this on me before. She usually doesn’t sleep on me at all.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My cat heard about raccoons evolving to be cuter and domesticate themselves. She is not impressed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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ダッシュする犬🐶

Masuke is dashing without even getting winded!
I can't keep up.....
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Honestly how could you say no to Daniel Craig and muppets? Why be the thief of joy?
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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this is because your doing a fraggle rock knives out right
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Because a room full of her peers didn’t just stand up, shout down the offensive sack of maggots and walk out.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This is a request for info: if you work at Lambda, CoreWeave, or any other GPU capacity company, please reach out at ezitron.76, I would love to talk.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Top 5 film genres (in no particular order)

- Transformers: The Movie 1985
- Anime with giant robots
- Other movies with giant robots
- The Princess Bride
- Movies without giant robots.
Top 5 film genres (in no particular order)

- Your Dad's Favorite 3.5 hour historical drama
- The Love Interest Can Fully Execute The Look
- Sports People Do the Sports (unexpectedly) well
- Harrison Ford
- Man is Hotter Dirty Than Clean (and spends the film mostly dirty)
Top 5 film genres:

-Charlie Hunnam Cares About His Costars
-Megamind
-Everyone clearly had a blast making this movie
-Lord of the Rings
-Whatever the hell was going on in 80s children's fantasy
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ah yes. This time last year… the great enlightenment on main street. It left many casualties.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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‘you know if you’re not actually dead you have to feed me’
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I am moving out of state and have an outdoor cat who is very skittish that I simply can’t take on a plane without risking life and limb. Would anyone in PDX like to adopt a moody gray lady? She could be fine inside a home with no other cats, she doesn’t tolerate them (hence outside). DM if so.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I noticed a book a some time ago.

The cover had art of a woman and a dragon sitting at the side of a lake—but in the reflection in the water, the woman is a demon.

I want to read it, but I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the book!

If anyone happens to know what it is, please say!
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Concerned as her human prepares to make chicken. Will she be invited to dinner? 🤞
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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堂々たる犬🐶

Good morning! It's a bit warm this morning. I have a meeting this afternoon with Masuke CHO.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Remember the immigration raid on the apartment complex in Chicago almost two months ago? The one with the Black Hawk helicopter and federal agents rappelling on ropes? @ProPublica decided to take a deeper look. We found little evidence to support the government’s claims. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM