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Jonathan
@jomo1337.bsky.social
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I am a father, husband, cat dad, engineer, gamer, car enthusiast, anime watcher, and human. In that order.

He/him

I fight depression, anxiety, oppression of the voiceless, bigotry, prejudice, oligarchy, and misinformation.
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You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Tracks…
A grey cat looking at you. Wondering when you’ll turn your back.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This cat.

Nina has never slept like this on me before. She usually doesn’t sleep on me at all.
You can see a grey cat from above and behind her head, with forepaws stretched out away from the camera. She’s laying on the chest of a white guy with glasses and a short reddish beard.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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My cat heard about raccoons evolving to be cuter and domesticate themselves. She is not impressed.
The portrait of a very unimpressed cat. She’s a brown tabby looking bored with you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Ah yes. This time last year… the great enlightenment on main street. It left many casualties.
A lamp shade, upside down, on a wet sidewalk. No lamp in sight. A lampshade on its side rolled up next to the rear wheel of a silver car. The road is wet and illuminated by a street light from above.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My cats are co-CC&COs. Chief Cute And Cuddly Officers.
A grey tabby cat draped over a human. The cat looks askance at the camera. Close up cat selfie from a low perspective toward a decorative ceiling. Booping the snoot is order.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The turtle I met in Orlando on a work trip says stay home.
Just a turtle on a walkway. By the water. They chillin’
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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It did! I found friends on a work trip.
A textured wall lit by a garden light from below. A small lizard is chasing bugs crawling on the wall. And feasting on them. With ketchup. A turtle on the edge of a concrete walkway along an artificial “river”. They could be enjoying the warm sun. Or they could be asking for a lift to Margerittaville. I don’t know. I don’t speak turtle.
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Today needs some art. I preset you a piece, by our cats, Annie and Nina. They call it “blep blep rrrr neahhh blep”
A tabby cat rests her chin for snoozing on the near arm of a striped armchair. The chair is turned facing right, the cat facing toward the camera. A gray and cream blanket is piled against the back of the chair. Behind this is a curtained window showing the shadow of another cat in the sunny window sill.
September 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I has hugs for you. Just like Annie did for Nina
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Timeline cleanse activate
A pair of cats, curled up together, sleeping blissfully in the corner of a gray couch.
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I deny your feline exclusion and raise you two floors.
A gray cat and a tabby cat pausing their blood feud for cuddle nap on a stripy armchair
September 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I went to a place that was WAY high up!
Some dude in glasses smiling at the camera. To his left is a cityscape seen from a very tall building.
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Manhattan in Manhattan
A Manhattan cocktail, up, with a dark cherry garnish. It’s done properly by the look of it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Nina says you should find a windowsill and watch the bird and squirrel channel. Annie thinks if you put your hand under her head, she can purr for you.
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It’s what I do with our cats 🥰
A brown tabby cat is curled on the shoulder of her human dad as he lays in bed. He’s been there for hours so she could keep napping. He’s not complaining but he does need to use the bathroom.
September 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Have a wonderful Saturday. It’s almost bed time here on Friday. Annie is already asleep like a good girl.
A brown and orange tabby cat loaf pressed into the corner of a couch face first. No one knows how this can possibly be comfortable so we simply assume her skeletal structure is just a suggestion.
September 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Nina would like to visit that bag if there’s room for two.
A gray stripy cat sitting majestically at the top of some stairs that go down to the right. Her head is tilted, wondering, “I can has shopping bag?”
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
A pair of cats on a beige striped armchair. A brown and orange tabby is curled left with her head on the right back leg of a gray stripey. The gray one, part time gargoyle, is curled right, belly to the tabby, with her right front paw protectively over her sister’s back.
August 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Sleep well!
A brown tabby cat close up. She’s laying on her right side head toward the camera which is angled so that we see mostly just her cute face. She’s obviously sleepy from a long day of dodging her sister’s pouncing and naps.
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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These complete monsters! I was on a work call and exposed to this the WHOLE time. I cannot begin to tell you how upset this made me.
Upon a beige and tan striped armchair lay two cats. They are curled up “spoon” fashion with the big spoon, a gray striped tabby, placing a forepaw protectively over her sister, a brown and orange tabby. Their peaceful slumber mocks the room’s other occupant, their cat dad, as he tries to participate in work meetings. His tormentors bludgeon him continuously with soft content sounds as they float through their dreamscapes.
August 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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As you command!
Stupid human hand scratching a tabby cat. Cat is not impressed.
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Realizing that the cats need to be seen.
A gray cat is looking at you. You know what you should do. You do have the strength. She knows you do. A striped chair in beige, tan, and white. A red pillow pushed into the seat. A brown and orange tabby cat is curled under the protective paw of her gray younger “sister”. You only wish you have ever been this comfy
August 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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To anyone without astigmatism this is what I see when looking at a point of light without my glasses. With my glasses it’s more of a point with a starburst. If you have astigmatism, what do you see? #glasses #sightimpaired
A pen sketch with a short lower left to upper right dark line that intersects a dark upper left to lower right line just below the highest point on the left forming a wide inverted V. Below the apex is a swirly squiggle. At the right side is a dark burst effect looking like a fish fin. Around the apex and above is a starburst or sunrise looking series of line in a halo.
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM