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JJ Rymr
@jjrymer.bsky.social
Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼

Twitter refugee-2024 election

Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
comic🎙️, tequilas...
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I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
$500 gone. Stolen out of my car.. fml
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dark Shadows is Tim Burton's greatest film if you do not include any other Tim Burton films...
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you're being cut off by a bartender and you want to keep drinking, just tell them you're from Wisconsin...

Now: This does not work in Wisconsin
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you've ever been cut off by a bartender in Wisconsin, get your shit together...
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Welcome to another episode of “Am I dying or is this just what being old feels like?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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um
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Of course I'm drinking before work?! It's not like I'm getting drunk! Shit!

-Wisconsinites probably
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In the world of soft cheeses, you are Velveeta...
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is my all-time greatest thrift store art find...
You're welcome!
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Killing time before it kills me..
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight& the Pips is about anal sex...

There will be no questions at this time
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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By the time my dad was my age he had already had his first heart attack, I feel like I'm falling behind...
April 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Lingerie but it’s just Little Debbie snack cakes covering my tids and bits.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Nobody builds antiques any more...
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Nobody puts burrito in the corner...
May 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Nobody appreciates the effort I put into the different voices I use in fast food drive-thrus...
February 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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The Kennedy Center:
Supreme Court Kegger
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"That's SIdney with an I"

Ok Iydney, relax
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Goon a movie

"Daniel Goon"
Goon a movie

“Goon Girl”
Goon a movie

"Top Goon"
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM