jegf
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(looking at a video of a robot that is carefully transported and maintained by dozens of guys perform a task that is programmed by dozens of different guys and it still sometimes falls down) hmm wow, is humanity cooked.......
February 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
(looking at a video of a robot that is carefully transported and maintained by dozens of guys perform a task that is programmed by dozens of different guys and it still sometimes falls down) hmm wow, is humanity cooked.......
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![[picture of a tweet from "Cam" @matrixreloaded, 11:33AM, Aug 31, 2020] "people on here will skeet anything. 'Charlie Brown had hoes.' No he didn't. That isn't true."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7wmf7sypzf6y3kmxm4gfiroe/bafkreihppmlx2rofbz75vjn6rqvna4rpxqpqd44i3qnjhto3v7q3md7qie@jpeg)
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
The range of Pokémon discourse that is considered mainstream at any given time is called "the Ogerpon window"
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The range of Pokémon discourse that is considered mainstream at any given time is called "the Ogerpon window"
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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If you don’t believe you have anything to say that isn’t the mean approximation of a zillion different images that other people already made, that’s a deadness inside that no amount of attention or validation is gonna fix. Literally go touch grass, take a breath, and figure out your life.
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
If you don’t believe you have anything to say that isn’t the mean approximation of a zillion different images that other people already made, that’s a deadness inside that no amount of attention or validation is gonna fix. Literally go touch grass, take a breath, and figure out your life.
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sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
Gender-affirming autism diagnosis
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Gender-affirming autism diagnosis
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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honestly not in a million years would i have called this
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
honestly not in a million years would i have called this
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BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior
BBC News says it has authenticated a video that shows Alex Pretti kicking and damaging a vehicle used by federal agents nearly two weeks before he was fatally shot in Minneapolis. [Mediaite]
BREAKING: BBC Confirms Authenticity of Viral Video Appearing to Show Alex Pretti Kicking Agents’ Car 11 Days Before Shooting
After much speculation online, the BBC has confirmed the authenticity of new viral footage appearing to show Alex Pretti kicking an agent's car on Jan. 13 — 11 days before he was shot to death by Bord...
www.mediaite.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior
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[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
Why hasn't anyone fed this guy his own eyeballs yet
Steve Bannon gloats about lack of ‘resistance’ to Trump’s second term
Steve Bannon gloats about lack of ‘resistance’ to Trump’s second term
Steve Bannon gloats about lack of ‘resistance’ to Trump’s second term
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Why hasn't anyone fed this guy his own eyeballs yet
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Good to see approval so high but also I want to say for the hundredth time that what gets covered in the media as "protests" in the Twin Cities is very often "people going about their day and then running to help when they see federal agents trying to kidnap their neighbors"
Approval For Anti-ICE Protests:
Approve: 47%
Disapprove: 44%
YouGov / Jan 19, 2026
Approve: 47%
Disapprove: 44%
YouGov / Jan 19, 2026
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Good to see approval so high but also I want to say for the hundredth time that what gets covered in the media as "protests" in the Twin Cities is very often "people going about their day and then running to help when they see federal agents trying to kidnap their neighbors"
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This is a pretty severe escalation from CBS, just straight up lying like this.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is a pretty severe escalation from CBS, just straight up lying like this.
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In many ways, letters and words (as part of a badge, let's say), are a sort of "QR code of the mind." Eyes are the phone in this scenario. Brain is a website.
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
In many ways, letters and words (as part of a badge, let's say), are a sort of "QR code of the mind." Eyes are the phone in this scenario. Brain is a website.
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On the exceedingly rare chance this is true: hitting someone with your car is not a crime that requires a death sentence
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
On the exceedingly rare chance this is true: hitting someone with your car is not a crime that requires a death sentence
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Axiom Verge is $4.99 on US eShop buff.ly/45R1bMh
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Axiom Verge is $4.99 on US eShop buff.ly/45R1bMh