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Mike Pielocik
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CEO Jukt Micronics. TV writer (@hignfyus.bsky.social, Late Show, Tonight Show, Desus & Mero, Nightly Show, Smart Pipe, Sex House, ONN).
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · Sep 2
i just flew in from the canned pasta section of the grocery store and boyardees arms tired
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 15h
TIMES SQUARE M&M STORE NOW GOVERNMENT OWNED. ALL THE M&M'S ARE GRAY.
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 1d
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
fintwitter.bsky.social FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 1d
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 1d
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 1d
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 1d
Jump scare!
hignfyus.bsky.social HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 1d
This week's guest on HIGNFYE is HIGNFY Writer, @mikepie.bsky.social! Mike joins @michaelianblack.bsky.social and producers: Jodi Lennon & Jim Biederman to discuss what's in the news!

Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the vodcast on Spotify or YouTube!
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · May 28
wow
Fox news screencap of Markwayne Mullin with lower third chyron "SENATOR GREGDOUG JUMMINS SAYS 'I HAVE A PUDDING CAP UNDER MY HAT'"
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 2d
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York and set off for a high paying plastic surgeon job in Beverly Hills, but as I pass through the idyllic town of Grady, South Carolina, I will crash into a fence to avoid hitting a cow and have to stay in Grady for a few days, where I will fall for a pretty EMT and
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 3d
One ticket for Goo please
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The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 6d
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
Jesse plemons and Emma stone laughing but seeming to mask a deep terror as they prep raw meat for meatballs in a test kitchen of some sort
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6d
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 8d
www.reddit.com/r/thesoprano...
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 13d
hearing from my sources on the street that Skydance has made a bid at $24/share 80% cash for Warn A Brother
t shirt that says "IF YOU SEE DA' POLICE, WARN A BROTHER"
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Turkullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 13d
ai is a tool for fascists and the chronically uncool
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14d
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 14d
tattoo of batman with shrek who is pregnant with a fetus of sonic the hedgehog
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 15d
absolutely heartbreaking www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore
www.nytimes.com
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 16d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl...
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 17d
Jill there’s still time to reconsider this
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 18d
I will be honest and say that I did not think they would allow us to show this part on CNN
hignfyus.bsky.social HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 18d
TONIGHT! Catch Comedian @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & Journalist @juliaioffe.bsky.social on a brand new HIGNFY at 9p ET/PT on @cnn.com!
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 19d
no that is Wolverine villain Sabretooth spooning frequent Whit Stillman collaborator Chris Eigeman
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 21d
Looks awesome!
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 27d
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 27d
Pain
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 27d
"I'm not going to be lectured about political violence by the party of january 6th" is a short sentence anyone can use. just a li'l #handytip from your pal mike p
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · Oct 7
we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights
gabriel, an openai employee, tweeting "we are working hard on fixing unnecessary content violations on sora 2!! bear with us, we are a small team!"
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