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america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
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If i was garfield i would claw the absolute shit out of that beta bitch john arbuckle
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If i was garfield i would claw the absolute shit out of that beta bitch john arbuckle
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when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 AM
when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
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The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
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Friend: *sharing deeply vulnerable details about their life*
Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*
Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Friend: *sharing deeply vulnerable details about their life*
Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*
Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*
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One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!
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No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️
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I'm watching the documentary Christmas Vacation
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm watching the documentary Christmas Vacation
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I’m not going to post the whole thing because it’s ten pages long but Onideus Mad Hatter’s pro se legal defense for threatening to kill a cop continues apace
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m not going to post the whole thing because it’s ten pages long but Onideus Mad Hatter’s pro se legal defense for threatening to kill a cop continues apace
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sorry for ruining your entire life with my perfect and beautiful thoughts
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
sorry for ruining your entire life with my perfect and beautiful thoughts
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This one has both:
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This one has both:
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the people in katamari damacy always seem pretty upset to get rolled up into the big katamari but I actually think it'd be kind of fun
August 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the people in katamari damacy always seem pretty upset to get rolled up into the big katamari but I actually think it'd be kind of fun
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Please reward my low effort post with a heart because I smell delicious
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Please reward my low effort post with a heart because I smell delicious
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"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
December 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
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guy in a legal advice reddit wants to know how to get out of paying google the money he owes them after vibe coding one of his apps into running 40 times a second for several days straight, but says it's not his fault bc they should have stopped him by making it harder to use
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
guy in a legal advice reddit wants to know how to get out of paying google the money he owes them after vibe coding one of his apps into running 40 times a second for several days straight, but says it's not his fault bc they should have stopped him by making it harder to use
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jocky's ridge mini golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
jocky's ridge mini golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985
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there's too much fucking shit on me
March 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
there's too much fucking shit on me
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It used to be your various flavors of Ignatius Reillys were harmless local cranks but they can all talk to each other and compete amongst themselves
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It used to be your various flavors of Ignatius Reillys were harmless local cranks but they can all talk to each other and compete amongst themselves
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Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
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Quick question man, what the fuck does this mean
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Quick question man, what the fuck does this mean
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(trailer voiceover) this halloween, grass touches back
September 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
(trailer voiceover) this halloween, grass touches back
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The only acceptable birthday cake piping in 2025
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The only acceptable birthday cake piping in 2025
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smh I hate a "I am from the medical ethics board, l have written authority from a judge, I demand access to inspect your laboratory immediately”type mf
September 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
smh I hate a "I am from the medical ethics board, l have written authority from a judge, I demand access to inspect your laboratory immediately”type mf
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once