jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
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when your astrological sign is your entire personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
when your astrological sign is your entire personality
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I feel like a lobotomy is the only viable option for today.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I feel like a lobotomy is the only viable option for today.
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Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
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I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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memory loss would heal me
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
memory loss would heal me
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Deluded and unfunny. My new autobiography out today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Deluded and unfunny. My new autobiography out today.
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
Watched the classic film ‘You’ve Got Mail’ & the biggest takeaway was that in 1998, a latte from Starbucks cost $2.95. In NYC.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watched the classic film ‘You’ve Got Mail’ & the biggest takeaway was that in 1998, a latte from Starbucks cost $2.95. In NYC.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
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It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
Don't worry, the cannibalism ones are at the end.
15 Surreal Best Dark Books to Read if You Love Existential Fiction
Find the best dark books exploring death, life, and the human condition—haunting, surreal stories where meaning and mortality intertwine.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Don't worry, the cannibalism ones are at the end.
Just here imagining the sense of relief and freedom I’d most certainly feel if I could just bring myself to close this browser window with 39 tabs open that I keep restoring every time my laptop inevitably crashes again… maybe tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just here imagining the sense of relief and freedom I’d most certainly feel if I could just bring myself to close this browser window with 39 tabs open that I keep restoring every time my laptop inevitably crashes again… maybe tomorrow
Whoever decided to label political groups “parties” was grossly misinformed
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Whoever decided to label political groups “parties” was grossly misinformed
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I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.
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the worlds economy is almost as unstable as i am
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the worlds economy is almost as unstable as i am
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unfortunately if I don’t yearn online my heart explodes
April 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
unfortunately if I don’t yearn online my heart explodes
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crawling out of my own skin like a cicada molting
October 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
crawling out of my own skin like a cicada molting
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My brain is a browser with too many tabs open. All of them are playing music.
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My brain is a browser with too many tabs open. All of them are playing music.
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Being weird for the sheer joy of it
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Being weird for the sheer joy of it