jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
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jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
· Jul 11
accidentally answered the phone today.
It was awful
It was awful
Working in tech: if anything just worked how it’s supposed to, I’d die of shock.
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Working in tech: if anything just worked how it’s supposed to, I’d die of shock.
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If the Unabomber was so smart why did he pick such a suspicious name
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If the Unabomber was so smart why did he pick such a suspicious name
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i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
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kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me
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I'd like to opt out of reality now.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I'd like to opt out of reality now.
Watching old footage of the Nuremberg trials. Why? Oh, no treason.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Watching old footage of the Nuremberg trials. Why? Oh, no treason.
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The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
yeah, my 2026 bingo card looks pretty bleak but happy new year I guess
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
yeah, my 2026 bingo card looks pretty bleak but happy new year I guess
I was once fired by my therapist, if you were wondering how mean I am
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was once fired by my therapist, if you were wondering how mean I am
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Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
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*checks the locks and blows out the candles in my crypt*
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*checks the locks and blows out the candles in my crypt*
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For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
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sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily
That famous first line always kills me: “The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.”
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
16 More Weird Fiction Books I Probably Shouldn’t Relate to
A personal list of weird fiction books I loved anyway; uncomfortable, occasionally unsettling stories about trauma, grief, obsession, & messy inner lives.
jessicajjohnston.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That famous first line always kills me: “The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.”
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
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"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
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my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
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i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
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Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Things are falling apart as planned.
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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When I finally leave this world please delete my door dash history
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I finally leave this world please delete my door dash history
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Hello, 911? The 3 people that I talk to aren't answering me within 3 seconds.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hello, 911? The 3 people that I talk to aren't answering me within 3 seconds.
when your astrological sign is your entire personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
when your astrological sign is your entire personality
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Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
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I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks