Jes Gearing
@jesgearing.bsky.social
Word wrench & wearer of hardhats; bicycle, poetry, & vulture enthusiast. #AlabamaBlueneck
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yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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what is with these people and dogs?
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
what is with these people and dogs?
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the left has received both football and butts in the divorce
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
the left has received both football and butts in the divorce
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this place has everything
* pedro pascal dancing by the market
* lady gaga
* dudes grinding
* subtle references to creeping american fascism
* a FIELD on a FIELD
* republican tears
* pedro pascal dancing by the market
* lady gaga
* dudes grinding
* subtle references to creeping american fascism
* a FIELD on a FIELD
* republican tears
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
this place has everything
* pedro pascal dancing by the market
* lady gaga
* dudes grinding
* subtle references to creeping american fascism
* a FIELD on a FIELD
* republican tears
* pedro pascal dancing by the market
* lady gaga
* dudes grinding
* subtle references to creeping american fascism
* a FIELD on a FIELD
* republican tears
What are we even doing anymore.
Via Ralph Chapoco: Both Tommy Tuberville, running for governor, and John Wahl, running for lieutenant governor, faced allegations that they did not meet the seven-year residency requirement for their respective offices.
Alabama GOP dismisses residency challenges against Tommy Tuberville, John Wahl | Alabama Reflector
The decision allows both candidates to continue campaigning for office even as some allege they have not met the residency requirement.
alabamareflector.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What are we even doing anymore.
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It’s almost Olympics time! Say hello to Tina and Milo, the mascots of the 2026 Winter Olympiad.
In my mind, they sound like valley kids “OH MY GOD LIKE SO NICE TO MEET YOU”
In my mind, they sound like valley kids “OH MY GOD LIKE SO NICE TO MEET YOU”
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s almost Olympics time! Say hello to Tina and Milo, the mascots of the 2026 Winter Olympiad.
In my mind, they sound like valley kids “OH MY GOD LIKE SO NICE TO MEET YOU”
In my mind, they sound like valley kids “OH MY GOD LIKE SO NICE TO MEET YOU”
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there was a point at which this man posted in complete sentences and, like the rest of us, this has broken him
Oh
And also wut
And also wut
FEDERAL PROSECUTORS OPEN PROBE INTO FED CHAIR POWELL – NYT
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
there was a point at which this man posted in complete sentences and, like the rest of us, this has broken him
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me about fandoms an hour ago: don’t stan anything. how do you think things got so bad
me when I hear the new Amy Grant song: SEE WHAT MY QUEEN HAS DONE FOR US. DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE REIGNS. GROVEL YOU INSOLENT WORMS
me when I hear the new Amy Grant song: SEE WHAT MY QUEEN HAS DONE FOR US. DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE REIGNS. GROVEL YOU INSOLENT WORMS
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me about fandoms an hour ago: don’t stan anything. how do you think things got so bad
me when I hear the new Amy Grant song: SEE WHAT MY QUEEN HAS DONE FOR US. DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE REIGNS. GROVEL YOU INSOLENT WORMS
me when I hear the new Amy Grant song: SEE WHAT MY QUEEN HAS DONE FOR US. DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE REIGNS. GROVEL YOU INSOLENT WORMS
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THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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it’s @poptartsbowl.com game day which once again begs the question
What happens after we eat the mascot?
You cheer the Pop-Tart Bowl pastry. We cheer the mascot movement.
neorsd.medium.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
it’s @poptartsbowl.com game day which once again begs the question
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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New Ghosts of Christmas just dropped...
Past: Joyce Carol Oates
Present: Vanity Fair photographer
Future: Isaac Chotiner
Past: Joyce Carol Oates
Present: Vanity Fair photographer
Future: Isaac Chotiner
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
New Ghosts of Christmas just dropped...
Past: Joyce Carol Oates
Present: Vanity Fair photographer
Future: Isaac Chotiner
Past: Joyce Carol Oates
Present: Vanity Fair photographer
Future: Isaac Chotiner
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NSF is about to dismantle NCAR at Russell Vought's direction to protect the fossil fuel industry. It's hard to communicate just how much NCAR does, so let's take a look: I've never worked at NCAR, and I've worked with NCAR researchers once ever. What scientific discoveries has NCAR made possible? 👇
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
NSF is about to dismantle NCAR at Russell Vought's direction to protect the fossil fuel industry. It's hard to communicate just how much NCAR does, so let's take a look: I've never worked at NCAR, and I've worked with NCAR researchers once ever. What scientific discoveries has NCAR made possible? 👇
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Twitter/Threads/Bluesky red pill guy: *pontificates at length on something stupid*
The menswear guy:
The menswear guy:
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Twitter/Threads/Bluesky red pill guy: *pontificates at length on something stupid*
The menswear guy:
The menswear guy:
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
