austin HELL ray
@austinlouisray.bsky.social
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writer and editor who's contributed to How I'd Fix Atlanta, Mailchimp, Defector, Atlas Obscura, Rolling Stone, Welcome to Hell World, Creative Loafing, GQ, Oxford American, Garden & Gun, First We Feast, Paste, etc. http://austinlouisray.com
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they say you should never meet your heroes, but it was truly an honor to pay my respects
a bearded man in a big dumb hat does a rap squat in respectful tribute to the legendary Boston cop slide
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maybe we rent out a warehouse, throw a whole bunch of dudes in there
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is there a plug-in that’ll remove dave portnoy’s face and voice from all of my internet because i would pay money for it tbpfh
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no but we saw Allo Darlin’ last night ❤️
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until tomorrow around noon?

yes
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manchester is a wonderful town
this place had lovely beers and lovely foods big, if true that’s right shoutout to matty for showing me and my love around town
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Had an important business meeting with @austinlouisray.bsky.social this afternoon.
Austin Louis Ray and Matthew Grant Curtis
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feel very fortunate to have gotten the chance to see @allodarlin.bsky.social one more time. last night was amazing. one of the best to ever do it imho
Allo Darlin’ omg Allo Darlin’ oh shit Allo Darlin’ holy shit
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just walked through a lovely library-museum and saw—amongst many other things—some words written by Ian Curtis
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If you post Sora AI videos I am legally allowed to open hand slap you as hard as I physically can
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dropped off some stickers and a pile of How I'd Fix Atlanta Season Two for @burnaway.org's first annual BOOK/ZINE fair.

it's gonna be so awesome.

if you're in ATL tomorrow, make sure to head over to The Goat Farm and check it out:

burnaway.org/programs/boo...
a bunch of file cabinets at The Goat Farm some How I'd Fix Atlanta zines and also a bunch of other zines. there are gonna be even more of them tomorrow if you can believe it. book! zine! fair!
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burn the entire house down dad just needs a moment!
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The new Plane Train announcements at Hartsfield-Jackson are wild. Concourse A as in Andre Dickens; B as in Beltline transit needs more study; C as in Cop Ci .. I mean a very advanced police training center; D as in Dickens comma Andre.
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brother i could use a break for sure lol
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tired: group chats

wired: texting your buddy just to say that it’s brisk outside
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pulling out the sweatshirt stash ass morning
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great point: just a ton of poop talk in general
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one thing nobody warns you about parenting is that you have to spend SO MUCH time talking to small humans while you’re pooping