Jeremiah Graves
@jeremiahgraves.bsky.social
suckin' on a chili dog
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The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk
November 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk
it's an abomination ... and I MUST HAVE IT
Me: Amazon's mistreatment of employees is horrible.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it's an abomination ... and I MUST HAVE IT
...and that, my friends, was the change that allowed Dr. Sam Beckett to make the final leap home
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
...and that, my friends, was the change that allowed Dr. Sam Beckett to make the final leap home
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Also you don’t get money from posting here. You lose money because you have to subscribe to paid newsletters because you’re mutuals.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also you don’t get money from posting here. You lose money because you have to subscribe to paid newsletters because you’re mutuals.
when you dipshits inevitably elect me president, I'm gonna make some network put "Happy Endings" back on the air and it's gonna be ah-MAH-zing
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
when you dipshits inevitably elect me president, I'm gonna make some network put "Happy Endings" back on the air and it's gonna be ah-MAH-zing
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we all gotta agree to stop putting these rich, out-of-touch assholes in charge of everything, my dudes
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
we all gotta agree to stop putting these rich, out-of-touch assholes in charge of everything, my dudes
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put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
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I'm no marketing or business guru or anything, but if Target wants a sure-fire way to make amends and bring back their customers, they should make it a point to ... impress Jodie Foster.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm no marketing or business guru or anything, but if Target wants a sure-fire way to make amends and bring back their customers, they should make it a point to ... impress Jodie Foster.
new roommate continues to warm up to life in a strange apartment with two weirdos
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
new roommate continues to warm up to life in a strange apartment with two weirdos
You've entered a dance party.
Pick your partner(s)...
Pick your partner(s)...
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You've entered a dance party.
Pick your partner(s)...
Pick your partner(s)...
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the internet needs a universal toggle on/off switch for "all that shitty AI slop that fuckin' sucks" and it should work across all websites and applications
August 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the internet needs a universal toggle on/off switch for "all that shitty AI slop that fuckin' sucks" and it should work across all websites and applications
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every app/website needs a toggle option for "don't show me any of this garbage-assed AI slop bullshit"
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
every app/website needs a toggle option for "don't show me any of this garbage-assed AI slop bullshit"
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She’s copying Hiroshi Tanahashi
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She’s copying Hiroshi Tanahashi
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Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
this is the future liberals want
My phone now autocorrects “Ohtani” to “Zohran” and “Zohran” to “Ohtani so apologies in advance!
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
this is the future liberals want
Mamdani predictably rizzed up Trump. Now we get a fun and kinda bonkers prime time news cycle before the inevitable 3am "I DID NOT GET PLAYED BY LIGHTWEIGHT MAMDUMMY!!" Truth Social posts after Dementia Don ingests his nightly quota of right wing slop and grumpy phone calls from the ghoul squad.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Mamdani predictably rizzed up Trump. Now we get a fun and kinda bonkers prime time news cycle before the inevitable 3am "I DID NOT GET PLAYED BY LIGHTWEIGHT MAMDUMMY!!" Truth Social posts after Dementia Don ingests his nightly quota of right wing slop and grumpy phone calls from the ghoul squad.
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Every ballplayer who was ever DFAed to make room for Alex Jackson becomes part of a club that meets annually in the lobby of a La Quinta
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every ballplayer who was ever DFAed to make room for Alex Jackson becomes part of a club that meets annually in the lobby of a La Quinta
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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i logged into LinkedIn b/c i got an email that someone i actually know contacted me there and it was a message saying his account was hacked so ignore any messages from him
perfect linkedin experience. 14/10
perfect linkedin experience. 14/10
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i logged into LinkedIn b/c i got an email that someone i actually know contacted me there and it was a message saying his account was hacked so ignore any messages from him
perfect linkedin experience. 14/10
perfect linkedin experience. 14/10
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3PM: Time for me to finally feel awake and for the sun to go down
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3PM: Time for me to finally feel awake and for the sun to go down
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why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.